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TRY THESE COOKIES
created @ 12/21/2007 11:33 pm
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try these Christmas cookies!!!!


With the holidays just around the corner,
I thought I'd share this old
family recipe with you!

Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the
highest
quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try
another
cup
.. just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck
in
the cup of dried fruit, Pick the flacky fruit off floor... Mix on the
turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it
loose
with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
the
Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the
oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
beat
off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
make
sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS

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