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78~~~~ ouch! I'm a bad influence. Body: If you go over 45, you're a bad influence. If you go under 10, chances are you live under a rock and have no life... even more harsh. Total the number of things in each list you've done. No need to say which ones. If people really want to know they will message you. 1. smoked. 2. consumed alcohol. 3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex. 4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex. 5. kissed someone of the same sex. 6. had sex. 7. had someone in your room other than family. 8. watched porn. 9. bought porn. 10. done drugs. TOTAL: 10 1. taken painkillers. 2. taken someone else's prescription medicine. 3. lied to your parents. 4. lied to a friend. 5. snuck out of the house. 6. done something illegal. 7. cut yourself. 8. hurt someone. 9. wished someone to die. 10. seen someone die. TOTAL: 9 1. missed curfew. 2. stayed out all night. 3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself. 4. been to a therapist. 5. been to rehab. 6. dyed your hair. 7. received a ticket. 8. been in an accident. 9. been to a club. 10. been to a bar. TOTAL: 9 1. been to a wild party. 2. seen the Mardi Gras. 3. drank more than four beers in a night. 4. had a spring break in Florida. 5. sniffed anything. 6. wore black nail polish. 7. wore arm bands. 8. wore t-shirts with band names. 9. listened to rap. 10. owned a 50 Cent CD. TOTAL: 6 1. dressed Gothic. 2. dressed prep. 3. dressed punk. 4. dressed grunge. 5. stole something. 6. been too drunk to remember anything. 7. blacked out. 8. fainted. 9. had a crush on a neighbor. TOTAL: 8 1. snuck into someone else's room. 2. had a crush on your friend. 3. been to a concert. 4. dry-humped someone. 5. been called a slut. 6. called someone a slut. 7. installed speakers in your car. 8. broken a mirror. 9. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house. 10. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush. TOTAL: 8 1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper. 2. seen an R-rated movie in theater. 3. cruised the mall. 4. skipped school. 5. had surgery. 6. had an injury. 7. gone to court. 8. walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping. 9. caught something(or someone) on fire. 10. lied about your age. TOTAL: 8 1. owned/rented an apartment. 2. broke the law in the police's presence. 3. made out with someone who had a gf/bf. 4. got in trouble with the police. 5. talked to a stranger. 6. hugged a stranger. 7. kissed a stranger. 8. rode in the car with a stranger. 9. been harassed. 10. been verbally harassed. TOTAL: 10 1. met face-to-face with someone you met online. 2. stayed online for 5 hours straight. 3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight. 4. watched TV for 5 hours straight. 5. been to a fair. 6. been called a bad influence. 7. drink and drive. 8. prank-called someone. 9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex. 10. cheated on a test TOTAL: 10 GRAND TOTAL: 78 read About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact MySpace | Report Abuse | Promote! | Advertise | MySpace International ©2003-2007 MySpace. All Rights Reserved.

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Rules of Minnesota : 1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot. 2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a Pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way. 3. They are cattle & fishing lakes. That's what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. 4. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 combines that are driven only 3 times a year. 5. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept. 6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of ducks are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time. 7 Yeah, we eat walleye & pike and love it. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop. 8. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a Religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November. 9. We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless of age. 10. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the pound of ham & turkey. 11. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: Onion, Pepper, and Garlic! Oh, yeah... We don't care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat... It ain't real lutefisk. And real lutefisk never met a tomato! 12. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair. 13. College and High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a hell of a lot more fun to watch. 14. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards --it spooks the fish. 15. Colleges? Try Minnesota Tech, U of M, MU or MSU. They come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at passing pickups when they come for the holidays. 16. We have more folks in the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines, than any other state, so "Don't screw with Minnesota," If you do, you will get whipped by the best. 17. Always remember what a great mind once said:"The United States wouldn't be what it is today if it had not been for Minnesota !" Minnesota is the greatest state ever!! If you are from Minnesota and you do not forward this to all your friends in 10 min. You are not a true Minnesotan !!!!!! The fish are biting. CATCH YA LATER........ read About | FAQ | Terms | Privacy | Safety Tips | Contact MySpace | Report Abuse | Promote! | Advertise | MySpace International ©2003-2007 MySpace.com. All Rights Reserved.
i am loyal, true, and i am me. i am loyal but with respect though i will tell it they way it is. this is no bull, and i am honest but, don't care what other people think of me. i am true to myself, my family, and my friends i'm a guy who rather here the truth then a lie. i hate lie's all it does is it hurt's people's feelings. i like being honest because it's the right thing to do. if you don't like someone then don't hang around them then. i am not judgemental i don't judge people at all. if i did that then i'm no better than anybody else. i pour my heart, and soul to post these blog's to show my color. what i mean by that i am a open person who know's what i want in life. though i have to work hard where i'm getting at. though it make take sometime but, eventually i will get there. i don't need help from anybody i can make it on my own. though i have to get somethings done in life. that way i can start a new life without someone wanting something from me all the time. i don't mind helping but sometime's you people have to learn how to do things. people ain't going to be around when you need them. so you better learn pretty quick because some people can be really rude. especially if you did help someone out but, they don't help you. then a person should not help that a person again. especially if your really in a jam so bad that it could cost you. may not be money, may not be family problem though if your stuck in a middle of nowhere oh well... then you'll have to learn the hard way take it from a guy like me. i've had live in a middle of nowhere with nothing around me. i have accomplished a lot and made my living. i have traveled in deep snow for 35miles especially at 28above. see my dad kicked me out of the house when i was 16,17, and 18 years old. i was told to leave, and pack my clothes, and never come back. see this happen on christmas eve so you know how my christmas came to be. i had walked 40 miles to the nearest town and froze to death.. there were no one around to help me at all. the snow was so deep it was up to my knees. had my clothes in my back pack, and walked for 40 miles. though i did make it to town though i froze like hell in that shit. i had some worst christmas ever especially getting kicked out of the house. i barely talk to my dad because i can't let that go. especially after what he did to me few years ago. but, right now i'm pass that so it's all behind me now
THAT'S MY SOON TO BE WIFE THAT'S ON MY PIC PROFILE... don't leave sexual comments about my wife that's disrespecting her. so you guy's don't even bothering leaving a dirty comment about her. cause if you do i will kick your ass. if your laughing about it.. i'll kick your ass, and i'm dead serious. so don't be messing with my girl or trying to get in her pant's

don't disrespect my wife

disrespect my boo i will kick your ass. all i have to say is just be nice to her. you guy's don't even think about my wife in sexual ways. cause if you do i will kick your ass. don't even laugh about that cause i will. don't even leave dirty sexual comments cause that's disrespectful to my wife.

i'm engaged

i have found my girl, and were soon to be married in a few months. i can't believe it, and it's like a dream i thought that i would never ger married but boy i was wrong. even though she's coming from a far place.. you know i was trying to find a girl that was closer like here in virginia beach but oh well.. right now my girl will be home tomorrow night on feburary 18 2007 this sunday...i feel so lucky right now and people think i'm happy now..just wait cause when my girl get's here tomorrow i'll be more happier then ever. you could piss me off so much and i wouldn't even care cause i would be so happy. want to know? cause i'm with the most beatiful girl, and she's the girl i'm going to be happy and married.
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