Hi there! I'm a tree.. with a phallic protrusion. I'm 150 years old but as you can see I can still get it up. In fact.. it's not gone flaccid since the thing appeared!
I'm on here to find friends who can deal with my handicap, and who might not be scared to try a little inter-species interaction :D If you know any female trees of course that would be the ultimate!!
So if you're all about the big ones.. drop me a line!! I will admit that the splinters have been an issue in the past ... ( SO sorry Sally ) ... but I've sanded down and applied some varnish .. and maybe a condom would help if I could only find one the right size.
Anyway hit me up!! You never know ;) - Tree