Happy New Year's Day to all my fans, friends and family! Hope 2008 is a great year for you! Much luv to you! Linda
Top 10 New Years Resolutions You Can Actually Keep
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10. Read less.
9. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.
8. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
7. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
6. Procrastinate more.
5. Drink. Drink some more.
4. Start being superstitious.
3. Spend more time at work.
2. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
1. Take up a new habit: maybe smoking!
