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Sand and Stone TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARGUMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN THE FACE. THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE. THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM. AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE WROTE ON A STONE: "TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE ". THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, "AFTER I HURT YOU, YOU WROTE IN THE SAND AND NOW, YOU WRITE ON A STONE, WHY?" THE FRIEND REPLIED "WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US WE SHOULD WRITE IT DOWN IN SAND, WHERE WINDS OF FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY. BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING GOOD FOR US, WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE WHERE NO WIND CAN EVER ERASE IT." LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND AND TO CARVE YOUR BENEFITS IN STONE. THEY SAY IT TAKES A MINUTE TO FIND A SPECIAL PERSON, AN HOUR TO APPRECIATE THEM, A DAY TO LOVE THEM, BUT THEN AN ENTIRE LIFE TO FORGET THEM. TAKE THE TIME TO LIVE! DO NOT VALUE THE THINGS YOU HAVE IN YOUR LIFE, BUT VALUE WHO YOU HAVE IN YOUR LIFE ! ~Cherokeelady~Confederate Bomber ~ promoter & greeter for blue cat club~&Shadowleveler

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let's offend everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Body: let's offend everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Body: Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem? A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A. A different bar Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby? A. Sum Ting Wong Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A. A speech impediment Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast? A. They're hiring Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? A. Because they're not going to work in the future either Q. What do you call a Mississippi farmer with a sheep under each arm? A. A pimp Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe. Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the "F" word? A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell "BINGO!" Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale??? A. A northern fairytale begins, "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit." Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States. Q. Why is Washington D. C. loking for a trapper. A. Because a beaver and a coon are trying to get in the White House.

Hmmm...

I really hoped you opened this to see my problem...rather then to see the new E-Drama bullshit to repost and cause a bigger headache to those involved...

WOW! last time i checked this site was for 18+ for ADULT... sadly i can not say MATURE adults since as i am sure you all see the many bulletins on our bulletins boards a day about "ohh those dirty down raters" get over it you get the same amount of points whether they rate you a 1 or 10

i really hate the bullshit "fubar courtesy" rate a 10 or don't rate at all...whats the point of a rating system if we all rate each other the ALMIGHTY TEN...

stupidity is when you post a bulletin about a down rater...just to get people to go to their page and down rate them...wow thats smart...NOT

PLEASE STOP asking me to repost your bullshit she/he did what to whom ...hmm both are adults...let them handle it... and if it is getting to the point of threats and shit hmm last time i checked the bouncers where hear for a reason use em or get the fuck over it...

Hmm i see a lot of profiles that say no salute no add... hmm I'm on your fucking list and i have no salute... what the fuck does it matter you will more than likely never meet me.. and they have some real bullshit excuses to make sure they are a "real account" since when did having a "salute" make you not down rate.. so stop bitching about it because im tired of hearing about it

Other drama i must address..deleting people off your list because they have some one you dont like on their list.... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!! is this fucking kindergarten..the E-World is still a "world" your not going to like most of the people you meet, yet there are those few times that you meet great friends whom who knows one day you may meet and maybe more with ...on my list alone there are a few people who met through this site and are either engaged or dating in the real world *congrats to yall*

hmm if you found ur self offended by anything i said thanks to the creators of the site there is always that DELETE bulletin and hmm i don't know you always BLOCK me as well and see if i give a damn...

I know there are people whose gonna bitch and moan about what i said hmm I DON'T CARE, like i said the e-drama bullshit needs to stop...sadly the e-drama seems to out number the real life drama what kind of shit if that...go get laid and relieve some fucking stress!

Bulletin by
Who the fuck else...
Emanon~~Forever Fake~~Father of The Fallen Ones

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I SEND THIS TO ALL THE GREAT,AWESOME AND WONDERFUL PEOPLE I HAVE MEANT ON FUBAR. DON'T EVER FOGRT TO MAKE PANCAKES. LOVE YOU ALL Making Pancakes Six year-old Brandon decided one Saturday morning to fix his parents pancakes. He found a big bowl and spoon, pulled a chair to the counter, opened the cupboard and pulled out the heavy flour canister, spilling it on the floor. He scooped some of the flour into the bowl with his hands, mixed in most of a cup of milk and added some sugar, leaving a floury trail on the floor which by now had a few tracks left by his kitten. Brandon was covered with flour and getting frustrated. He wanted this to be something very good for Mom and Dad, but it was getting very bad. He didn't know what to do next, whether to put it all into the oven or on the stove and he didn't know how the stove worked!. Suddenly he saw his kitten licking from the bowl of mix and reached to push her away, knocking the egg carton to the floor. Frantically he tried to clean up this monumental mess but slipped on the eggs, getting his pajamas white and sticky. And just then he saw Dad standing at the door. Big crocodile tears welled up in Brandon's eyes. All he'd wanted to do was something good, but he'd made a terrible mess. He was sure a scolding was coming, maybe even a spanking. But his father just watched him. Then, walking through the mess, he picked up his crying son, hugged him and loved him, getting his own pajamas white and sticky in the process! That's how God deals with us.. We try to do something good in life, but it turns into a mess. Our marriage gets all sticky or we insult a friend, or we can't stand our job, or our health goes sour. Sometimes we just stand there in tears because we can't think of anything else to do. That's when God picks us up and loves us and forgives us, even though some of our mess gets all over Him. But just because we might mess up, we can't stop trying to "make pancakes" for God or for others. Sooner or later we'll get it right, and then they'll be glad we tried... I was thinking. and I wondered if I had any wounds needing to be healed, friendships that need rekindling or three words needing to be said, sometimes, "I love you" can heal & bless! Remind every one of your friends that you love them. Even if you think they don't love back, you would be amazed at what those three little words, a smile, and a reminder like this can do. Just in case I haven't told you lately... I LOVE YA!!! Please pass some of this love on to others.... suppose one morning you were called to God; do all your friends know you love them? Send this to everyone you love, and send it back to the person who sent it to you.. And never stop "making pancakes."

"True" Friendship Enough of that Sissy Crap! Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems That always sound good, But never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises That actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy Little smiley faces on this card - Just the stone cold truth Of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will Help you get drunk and plot revenge Against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will Try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will Know you are plotting something That I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will Rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will Tell you horrible stories about How much worse it could be, Until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will Use little words. 7. When you are sick -- I will Tell you to stay the hell away from me Until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will Point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask. "Because you're my friend!" Friendship is like Peeing your pants: Everyone can see it, But only you can Feel the true warmth. Send this to 10 Of your closest friends, Then get depressed Because you can only think of 4.

I like a really great cup of coffee... But I guess I won't be drinking Starbucks anymore!!!! Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let them know how much they liked their coffees and to request that they send some of it to the troops there. Starbucks replied, telling the Marines thank you for their support of their business, but that Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone in it, and that they would not send the troops their brand of coffee. So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them by buying any of their products! I feel we should get this out in the open. I know this war might not be very popular with some folks, but that doesn't mean we don't support the boys on the ground fighting street-to-street and house-to-house. If you feel the same as I do then pass this along, or you can discard it and no one will never know. Thanks very much for your support. I know you'll all be there again when I deploy once more. Sgt. Howard C. Wright 1st Force Recon Co St Plt PLT PLEASE DON'T DELETE THIS . . ALLOW IT TO BE PASSED TO ALL IN MEMORY OF ALL THE TROOPS WHO HAVE DIED SO THAT WE MAY HAVE THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE TO SUPPORT THEM OR NOT! ! ! JUST A NOTE TO THIS : STARBUCKS "HAD" STORES ON SEVERAL MILITARY BASES IN THE UNITED STATES, WHICH ARE NOW BEING REMOVED BECAUSE OF THIS. GO GET'EM AMERICA STANDUP FOR OURSELVES Also, don't forget that when the Twin Trade Towers were hit, the firefighters and rescue workers went to Starbucks because it was close by for water for the survivors and workers...and Starbucks charged them!!!

(Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks ) If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,you may live in Canada . If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada . If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Muncie for the weekend, you may live in Canada . If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Canada If the speed limit on the highway is 80km -- you're going 90 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Canada If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada . If you find 2 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Canada If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Canadian friends & others, you definitely live in Canada stole from...hehe WINDUPTOY FUHUBBY TO TENEEKA

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For those who have sons & those who will get a sneak peak into the lives of parents who have sons..... And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like... 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. hou se 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the mot or is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling f an. 7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late. 8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. 9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can on ly do it in the movies. 10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy. 11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. 12. Super glue is forever. 13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. 14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O. 15. VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. 16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. 18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is. 19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens. 20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time. 21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. 22. It will, however, make cats dizzy. 23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. 24. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids. 25. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

Hey, I dont know what the fuck your problem is, but you if wanna start acting funny towards me and act like you dont even know me, fine. I thought I was your friend but then you wanna be a two faced mother fucker and run your mouth about me. Why dont you show some nachos and say it to my mother fucking face! You know thats pretty fucked up but you go ahead and keep pushing it all you want but you better watch your fucking back. You’re a bitch and can't say shit to my face and that really pisses me the fuck off but you know what, its ok because I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico. This is just a joke, lmfao, but I bet you are PISSED!! Send this to 10 of your friends and see if they get as mad as you