So, among the photos I have posted of myself, men keep making comments about what their tongues could do to various parts of my body. Each and every time, my first thought is "ewwwwww." I suppose there may be women out there who like to have various body parts licked, but I am absolutely NOT one of those women. In fact, I can't think of even ONE part of my body that I would enjoy having licked. Licking is for lollipops and ice cream cones and animals bathing themselves. I do not view licking as any sort of appealing sexual act. So, for any of you who will actually read this, please please please stop telling me what you'd like to do to me with your tongues. It's making me ill!