Well my friends – today is the day. Today is the last day of my employment at the office I’ve worked for the last 9 years. I have seen the error of my ways – I have repented. I walk away from this disaster in the making with a full heart and a slackful grin plastered upon my face.
And why am I so happy to leaving this job? Because I know exactly what is coming. And I’m going to be as far away from it as I can get. I’ll be standing upon that high hill, watching the citizens burn this bitch to the ground – and I’ll be laughing and dancing.
I’ve tried to warn you for years about what’s going down. I’ve put my neck on the line more times than I can count to help those in need, and I get spit on for my efforts. I try to point out the situation as clearly as I can, going from point A to B to C, and the fools sit there slack-jawed and glassy eyed – a string of drool hanging from their lip. I’ve pulled the curtain back and exposed the man pulling the strings – and no one cares.
My friends, I am walking away from the madness of this soul sucking, mind numbing, politically toxic job with a clear conscience. You can’t help people who won’t help themselves. And for the last few years it seems as though they prefer using me as a punching bag. No more. I am a follower of the word of J. R. “Bob” Dobbs and today I take that final step towards redemption!
I have repented!
I have quit my job!
I HAVE FOUND SLACK!!!!!
And just remember in the next few years, when you’re sitting at your dinning room table, sobbing over your paperwork, realizing that your dream of owning a home has become a nightmare from where there is no escape, just remember that I did try to warn you.
So farewell suckers – you’re on your own now. Good luck getting help from those in charge now.
