Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working
under your vehicle...
> From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a
Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car
break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with
the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the
car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from
under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of
underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to
stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her
hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet, she looked across! the ho od and found
herself s taring at her husband who was standing idly by...
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his
forehead.
