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| | To be 6 again... |
| created @ 01/28/2008 08:51 pm |
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To Be 6 Again... A man was sitting on the edge of
the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since
her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her
Birthday. "I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the
mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose Early, made her a
nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme
park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death
Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,
everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme
park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then
took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra
fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a
soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly
asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again??" Her eyes slowly
opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size,
you dumb ass!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong. |
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