If kisses were water, I will give u a sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree. If LIFE was a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine."worlds best friends week" send this to all ur good friends. Even me, if i am one of them. See how many u get back.If u get more than 3 u r really loved"

Kapow! You've been slapped on the Ass If you get 1-3 back ur Hot! 4-6 ur Sexy! 7-12 ur Ass is mine! Start Slappin. I better get this back

Let's see how many hearts you get!!!!........??????............??????....??????????....??????????..????????????????........????????????????????????........?????????????????????????....?????????????????????????? ..???????. ?????????????????????????....??????????????????????......???????????????????.........???????????????...........???????????............????????.............??????...............??"xoxoxoxo9,675,000,000 ppl n this world && yet i ended up with your crazy ass as a friend? Damn,Im lucky!FRIENDS 4 LIFEGet 1 back - Ppl feel sorry for youGet 2 back - You have a couple true friendsGet 3 back - You aightGet 4 back - Your lovedGet 5 back - Your adoredGet 6 or more - Damn your a celebrity

HEY SEXXYY....CAN I INVITE YOU OVER TO MY HOUSE.....SIT YOU DOWN ON MY COUCH....HAVE A LITTLE CONVO.....POUR SOME GREY GOOSE....AND TAKE YOU TO MY BEDROOM......LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED.....AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ......LIGHT A FEW CANDLES.....TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES.......WALK TO THE DRESSER AND TURN ON SOME MUSIC.....THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED......GET UNDER THE COVER.....AND ASK YOU TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET COMFORTABLE....I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO KISS YOUR STOMACH....AND WORK MY WAY DOWN.....AND FINALLY I GET ON MY KNEES AND START..... ...... ..... PRAYING THAT YOU WILL BE BLESSED EVERYDAY!!..... GOTCHA ....I WONDER WHAT U WERE THINKIN ABOUT WHEN U WAS READIN THIS....SEND THIS 2 ALL DA SEXY PEOPLE U KNOW INCLUDING ME!!!! IF YOU THINK IM SEXY? IF YOU GET 5 BACK YOUR HOT! IF YOU GET 7 BACK YOUR CUTE!! IF YOU GET 10 BACK YOU FUCKIN ROCK!!!"""

YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCKTHEM! This is for any one you think is hot!RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon,ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it ontheir user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOWBAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (androughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUSTFUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>F.U.C.KStands For:Friends U Can Keep.So promise meWe'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. Toknow who your true F.U.C.Ks are9,675,000,000 people in this world && yet i ended up with yourcrazy ass as a friend?Damn,Im lucky!-lol-Send this to everyone youlove.Get 1 back-ppl feel sorry for youGet 2 back-You have a couple true friendsGet 3 back-Your alrightGet 4 back-Your lovedGet 5 back-Your adoredGet 6 or more-Damn your a celebrity!"""xoxo