Thy Carnivals Prayer:
Our Father of Shangri-La
Hallowed be thy name
If the world turns over save me
From thy fiery rain
Keep me pure
Keep me clean
As the lotus grows
I ask you for forgiveness
Save me from the crows
Juggalo be thy name, Hatchets be thy game, fuck with one, you fuck with all, we never travel alone and are always ready for anything, so be wise and just pass us by and don't say we shine, we are creatures of the night and will always be there when a fellow Juggalo needs us, we stand by the Dark Carnival and all it teaches, so for all Juggalos and Juggalettes, stand firm and always be ready.
The Juggalo Pledge:
I Pledge Allegiance To The Hatchet Of The Underground Society Of Juggalos, And For The Ninjas For Which It Stands, One Family, Under God, Full Of Freaks, With Faygo And Magic Neden For All!!
WE WILL NEVER DIE ALONE, JUGGALOS WILL CARRY ON, SWING OUR HATCHETS IF WE MUST, EACH AND EVERYONE OF US
When I die, show no pitty, send my soul to Juggalo city, dig my grave six feet deep, put two matches by my feet, put two hatchets on my chest and tell my homies I did my best.
Pass this on if your down with the Clown WHOOP WHOOP!!!
Firstly, I want all of you to know that the wicked clowns will never die and once a juggalo/juggalette theres no turning back
