Yeah, so I got an X-ray today and they found you in my heart. the dr. said if I took you out, I would die cuz I could not live without you.... Give this heart ¢¾ to every person u care about including me if u care. Try to collect 12. It not easy

Are you tired of those sissy"friendship" poems thatAlways sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk andplot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about itevery chance I get.5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horriblestories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me untilyou are well again. I don't want whatever you have.8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at yourclumsy ass.9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end."Why?"You may ask;"because you are my friend".love you huni

YOU WERE VOTED ONE OF THE SEXIEST PEOPLE ON FUBAR....WHEN YOU HAVE BEEN HIT, YOU MUST SEND THIS PLAYBOY BUNNY TO ALL THE SEXY PEOPLE YOU KNOW INCLUDING THE PERSON THAT SEND IT TO YOU...___$$$$$$$___________$$$$$$$_____$$$$$$$$_______$$$$$$$$______$$$$$$$$$_____$$$$$$$________$$$$$$$$____$$$$$$$_________$$$$$$$$$__$$$$$$____________$$$$$$$$$$$$$_______________$$$$$$$$$__________$$$$$$$$$$$$$________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$_______$$$___$$$$$$$$$$$$______$$$$$_$$$$$$$$$$$$$_____$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$______$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$_______$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$___________$$$$$$$$$$$$$__________$$$$$$$$$$$$$1-3-YOUR UGLY4-6-YOUR FINE6-8-YOUR HOTT8-10-YOU ARE Freakin SEXXXXXXYYYYYY

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YOU'RE IT!! YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 10 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET X.X.X""FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore thisSend this heart 2 at least 15 ppl including me if u care 4 me!!!and if u get at least 10 back you will get good newz within 15 Min!!!Let's see how many hearts you get!!!!........¶¶¶¶¶¶............¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶..¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ..¶¶¶¶¶¶¶. ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶......¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶.........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶...........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶............¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶.............¶¶¶¶¶¶...............¶¶

9,675,000,000 people in this world & yet I ended up with your crazy ass as a friend? DAMN, I'm LUCKY! Send this to everyone you love.get 1 back - ppl feel sorry for youget 2 back - you have a couple true friendsget 3 back - you alrightget 4 back - your lovedget 5 back - your adoredget 6 or more - damn your a celebrity

Send this to all theFRIENDSyou care for !!!....oooO....................(....)......................)../....Oooo..........(_/.....(...)......................(_/..........................................oooO....................(....)......................)../....Oooo..........(_/.....(....)......................)../......................(_/..........................................oooO....................(....)......................)../....Oooo..........(_/.....(....)......................)../......................(_/....................................... I WAS ....................... HERE ........Leaving my .......Footprints in your..............SAND"""mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!Chocolate said to a lollipop, you are damn sweet. And the lollipop said : Not as sweet as the person reading this! Your smile makes me smile... Your talks make me glad.. Your company makes me happy... But your absence makes me sad... Be always with me my friend!!! Send this to all your friends in your list and also back to me if i am your friend.... If you get more than 7 you are lovable_________####___####__________________################______________####################___________#########_#_##########_______######_#_#_#_#_#_#_#_#######_____#######______#_#_###########_______###_____#_____########___________#_____#____########____________#_____#_____####_______________#______#___#_#__________________#_____#_____##__________________#_________#_##___________________#______#_#_#_____________________#__#_#_#_#________________ 1 hr ago