Two things Navy SEALS are always taught:
1. Keep your priorities in order
2. Know when to act without hesitation
A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in the ACLU, was
teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly
stated that for once and for all he was going to prove there was no
God.
Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "GOD, if you are real, then I want
you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15
minutes!!!!!"
The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
went by.
"I'm waiting God, if you're real, knock me off this platform!!!!"
Again after 5 minutes, the professor taunted God saying, "Here I am,
God!!! I'm still waiting!!!"
His count down got down to the last couple of minutes when a Navy SEAL,
just released from the Navy after serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and
newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor. The SEAL hit
him full force in the face, and sent the Professor tumbling from his
lofty platform.
The Professor was out cold!! The students were stunned and shocked.
They began to babble in confusion. The SEAL nonchalantly took his seat
in the front row. The class looked at him and fell silent...waiting.
Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably shaken. He looked
at the SEAL in the front row. When the professor regained his senses
and
could speak he asked: "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did
you
do that!?"
"God was really busy protecting America's soldiers, who are protecting
your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole!!! So he sent
me!!"
