Men Are Like............
Body: men are like...laxatives..they irritate the crap out of you
Men are like...Bananas.. the older they get, the less firm they are.
men are like.. Weather.. Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like.. Blenders..you need one, but you'r not puite sure why.
Men are like ..Chocolate Bars.. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
men are like... Commercials.. You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like..Department Stores..Their clothes are always 1/2 off
men are like...Government Bonds...They take soooooo long to mature.
men are like..Mascara...They usually run at the first sign of emotion
men are like..Popcorn..They satisty you, but only for a little while
men are like..Snowstorms.. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last
Men are like..Lava Lamps... Fun to look at,but not very bright
Men are like..Parking Spots...All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped
