Well I have read the papers and it seems they are all full of lies!
My friend has not only had a claim for half the nothing in the nest but half of the pension. Well, that truly is nothing because she does not have one. The rest of what he wants is quite eye opening in as much as that someone can be so greedy.
What is funny though are the lies his solicitor has put into the divorce papers. I have a bad short term memory but I am honest and that which I can remember I will stand up in court and defend her on.
It has become clear then that she married the brother of both Pinocchio and Rumplestiltskin. A liar with a penchant to throwing tantrums mmmm yes the latter I have seen and the former I have just had proven.
So, here we are again, defending the innocent against the ignorant and hoping that it is not the solicitors that win in this instance again.
This is the third time my friend has been taken for whatever it is she has or may not have. This time though it will wipe her out and when it gets really nasty I will sit and write a story for my next book. This is where Nurse Tuffy-Tail is in France and because the laws there are different in Neuf Papillion to those in Provence and the UK then Tyrone Tuffy-Tail is able to claim back all that he claimed before which he had to give back.
Ah, it is a shame the great court of Apple does not have any teeth!!
Well, I feel better for that and now have to write a rebuttal to this bulk-standard pack of lies that solicitors write on behalf of people they know nothing about both in life or character.
He who has it quite cushy is now strapped to my friends machine and she is not trying to send him onto the next plane, she is just trying to shed some of his self-inflicted fat. The fact that he is there alone with her in her nest could be well misconstrued and not a penny changes hand. You don't charge friends and so it was this morning that she told me we were the only two people she knows whom she can call real friends. So that was a lovely compliment.
Now I must go back to the search for impartial solicitors and look up the Donor Card website. The former for my friend and the latter for me although I do not plan to die rather than give evidence, no it is just a whim to keep me occupied and it beats pegging the washing on the line but it has to be said that it has started raining. They did forecast the temperatures dropping and they seem to be well-plummeting but at least there is a cloud with a silver lining - all I have to do is find it and maybe when my donor card is being activated it will come from out of the wild moo yonder wherein the clouds graze
