Have you ever asked your child a question too many times?
A woman's three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training and she was on him constantly. "One day they stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying her taco, she smelled something funny, so of course she checked her seven month old daughter and she was clean.
Then she realized that her son Danny had not asked to go potty in a while. She asked him if he needed to go and he said 'No'. She kept thinking 'oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and she didnt have any clean clothes with her. Then she said "Danny, are you sure you didnt have an accident?
"No," he replied. She just knew that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. So she asked him one more time.
"Danny, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS.
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing he calmlyu pulled up his pants and sat down. An older couple made her feel better though by thanking her for the best laugh they'd ever had.
