While in line at the bank one afternoon, a woman's toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. The woman was finally able to grab hold of her daughter after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. The woman told her daughter if she didnt start behaving right now she would be punished. To my horror, the little girl looked at her mum and said in a voice just as threatening.
"If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. The woman walked out of the bank just before a scream of laughter errupted.
