I walked into a Quizno's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free". "They're already
buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free". She
handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door. They walk among
us, and many work retail.
One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them
shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and
And they walk among us!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
him up every morning.
She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained
that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head
and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff." They walk among us!!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was
I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call
quickly, I said,! "Uh, Pacific." They walk among us!
My sister-in-law has a life-saving tool in her car designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. They
walk among us!
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount. They walk among us!
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed
She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
professional and I was in good hands.
"Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?" Yes, they walk among
While waiting for my order at a pizza parlor, I observed a man ordering
a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if
he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.
He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4
pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces." Yep, they walk
At a McDonald's in Florida, I asked the clerk for a cup of coffee --
half regular and half decaf.
She asked me which one I wanted on the bottom. She wasn't even blonde.
Yep, they walk among us!