I walked into a Blimpie's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon
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> >for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a
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> >little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free". "They're
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> >already buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both
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> >free". She handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.
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> >
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> > They walk among us and many work retail.
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> >
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> > ===================
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> >
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> > One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when
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> >one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at
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> >the sky and said, "Where?"
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> >
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> > They walk among us!
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> >
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> > ====================
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> >
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> > While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate
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> >agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't
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> >want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun
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> >rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in
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> >the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I
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> >don't keep up with that stuff."
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> >
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> > They walk among us!!
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> >
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> > ====================
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> >
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> > I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.
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> >One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the
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> >call center was open. I told her, "The number you dialed is open 24
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> >hours a day, 7 days a week." She responded, "Is that Eastern or
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> >Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh,
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> >Pacific."
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> >
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> > They walk among us!
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> >
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> > ====================
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> >
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> > My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut
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> >through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
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> >
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> > They walk among us!
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> >
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> > ====================
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> >
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> > I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I
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> >went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my
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> >bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because
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> >she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now ," she
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> >asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
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> >
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> > They walk among us!
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> >
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> > ====================
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> >
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> > While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a
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> >small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him
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> >if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for
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> >some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't
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> >think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
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> >
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> > Yep, they walk among us!
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> >
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> > ===================
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> >
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> > AND........ They reproduce!
