The Washcloth.......
Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on.
There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office
to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.
I had only just packed everyone off to work and school,
and it was already around 8:45am..
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes,
so I didn't have any time to spare.
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort
over hygiene when making such visits,
but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas,
wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink,
and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure
I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket,
donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
looked over at the other side of the room and pretended
that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said,
"My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?"
I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
The rest of the day was normal . Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing,
she called out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?"
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink,
it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
Never going back to that doctor ever