Personal
My name is: Pamela a.k.a. Angel, DA, Dark Angel, or Bitch I answer to all of them.
My place of birth: Denver, CO.
My date of birth: June 25
My age: 24
My marital status: Married to Satan.
My astrological sign: Cancer
My profession: Answering stupid survey questions much like these.
My education: Some college.
My height: 5’3 & 1/2 “
My weight: ha ha ha like ima tell you right? not so much <- - What she said
My hair color: Blondish Redish Brownish … This is what happens when a blonde goes burgundy and then back again …
My eye color: Blue … Very Blue …
My distinguishing marks: 2 Tats, and a few scars …
My blood type: Do you need a donor? No … Then you don’t need to know …
My allergies: You.
Favorites
My favorite meal: One I don’t have to cook or clean up after.
A drink I often order: Ice tea
An alcoholic drink I often order: Margarita
A delicious dessert: Cheesecake
A game I like to play: Pin the tail on the toddler.
A book I strongly recommend: Sleep Pale Sister by Joanne Harris … if you can find it.
An author who has affected me: Too many to name, but the first was Chaucer.
The magazine I read most frequently: People … we all have our neurotic guilty pleasures this is mine …
The newspaper I prefer to read on Sundays: I like coupons that is it.
Music I prefer to listen to when Im alone: Madonna …
The singer or band I currently listen to the most: Rascal Flatts
Morals
Something forbidden I have done that might even surprise my friends: Shit … I dun think anything would surprise my friends anymore … and I can’t think of anything “forbidden”
People should not marry before this age: 25- just because
People should not have children before this age: 30 – to be a bitch
The appropriate age for having sex: over 18 <-- defiantly agree!
The first time I had sex, I was this age:18
My most recent lie: I lie to my boss all the time when I tell her I like her.
When I am late for an appointment and its my fault, I: Blame my husband or my son.
A lie I tell myself: “You’re just fine today.”
Something I have stolen that was not worth the risk: I dun steal, I beg.
One thing in this world I'm addicted to: Friends.
A drug or alcoholic beverage I take on a regular basis: Vitamins and Coffee … my drugs of choice!
If there were no side affects, I would enjoy being addicted to: If not for the side effects I highly doubt half the population would be addicted to anything at all it’s the side effects we crave isn’t it??
Drugs I have tried in the past: Caffeine and nicotine, but I gave up the latter
A drug I would never try: All those illegal ones, I may be immoral in some areas by some standards, but by all that is great I am not totally stupid.
A drug I will never try again: I will never again light a ciggy … no matter how much I wish to slice my husband into tiny pieces … *sharpens the knife*
I believe hitting a child is an appropriate form of discipline: electrical sockets...hot stoves...running into the street...things like that...to invoke fear and avoid DEATH < -- Uh huh that sounds about right!!
Ego
My three best qualities: Fuck I dunno depends on who you ask and what they want on any given day.
My three worst qualities: Bitchy, Sarcastic, Honest.
Of these three worst qualities, which one do I struggle with most frequently: Honesty, I just can’t seem to kick the habit.
Which of the three worst qualities have I tried to change: I have tried to change my sarcastic nature many times, but it never seems to take.
Three words that describe how others view me: If I were someone else perhaps I could answer this question more effectively.
Three words I would use to describe my ideal self: IDEAL self? Shit … uhmm … Motivated, Sane, Educated
Three things for which I am often complimented: My eyes, my hair, my mind.
Which one of the three is most meaningful to me: of those choices? My mind.
A special compliment that made me blush: If I told you it wouldn’t be special anymore.
Who gave me this special compliment: Someone.
An insult that made me burn: None, I take little offense to the things others say, as negative comments are really just a reflection of your own insecurities and fears about yourself.
What was my reaction to this insult: Pity that they should feel so lowly about themselves as to have to insult me.
I am far better than most people I know at: Blowing off what others say.
The animal that best describes me: I dunno …
I am embarrassed when others: Compliment me.
Others are embarrassed when I: Sing and dance in the car to 80’s hair bands, and then rock out to country.
The greatest amount of physical pain I have endured: The back spasms … not the everyday ones, the ones that make you double over and vomit, I would rather go through labor for two weeks again than endure those …
Yes or No
I smoke: Some days I miss it.
A naked photo of me exists: As a baby.
I can whistle: Yeah.
I write letters regularly: Not really.
I believe in destiny: I believe destiny is a very busy lady and sometimes you have to help her along …
I brush my teeth three times a day: I’m lazy I only brush twice a day …
I have something I wish to confess: Nope can’t say I do.
I change my bedsheets weekly: I wash them.
I bite my fingernails: When I’m nervous.
I pick my nose: To gross you out.
I am a vegetarian: Is chicken a vegetable? I think not.
I have eaten in a restaurant alone: Yup.
I have gone to a movie alone: Uh huh.
I have taken a vacation alone: Yeah.
I read the newspaper daily: I only look at the coupons.
I have not used a hair dryer in the last five years: False…
I have never used a personal computer: Nope, never, not a day in my life. Retard.
I have made love in an airplane: I dun think so.
I have hit my mother or father in anger: I’m still alive … draw your own conclusions.
When I think I have done something wrong, I am quick to apologize: Absolutely I have no objections to admitting when I have done wrong.
I lose control in heated arguments: Never officer, I was totally in control when I shot the bastard … I didn’t miss that constitutes control …
In the morning when the alarm sounds, I get up immediately: HA!
I drank mother's milk: for my first 6 weeks as a human being < -- yup
I generally save letters and postcards: Sometimes.
I hate parties: I strongly dislike large groups of people who have been drinking to the point of stupidity … I’m well past that stage in my life … Thank Goddess and Consort!
I have stolen money from my parents: Again I’m still alive … so no.
I have fired a gun: *drool*
I often have the last word: HAHAHA … Ask my husband …
Less is more: Sometimes …
I give money to homeless people: I point them to the unemployment office …
Money has influenced my character: BAH!
I know who I am: Take it or leave it I am what I am.
I enjoy being photographed: Uhmm not so much.
Life treats me well: Life is a bitch … slap her about and take what you want.
Choices
Sunrise or Sunset: Both
Sweet or sour: Sour
Sahara or Himalaya: Anywhere but here.
Dolphin or Eagle: Eagle
Old or new: I refuse to answer without more specific questioning.
Hot or cold: Cold, I love to snuggle and what better reason …
Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi
Soft or hard: Water?
Train or plane: Either … Though for the price of a train ticket you may as well fly.
Yesterday or tomorrow: Next week.
Red or blue: RED!
Fast or slow: Hmmmmm …
Beatles or Elvis: Elvis
Blind or deaf: I prefer you mute.
Open or closed: The doors.
Bath or shower: Both.
Square or circle: Trapezoid
Fire or water: Fire
Lightning or thunder: Can’t have one without the other.
Black or white: Eh …
Ocean or forest: I need both and mountains.
Dogs or cats: Both
Day or night: Night
Leaves or roots: A tree must have roots to have leaves … I think that means both.
Left or right: Your good ear?
Cremation or burial: Light ‘em up and watch ‘em burn!
Victim or criminal: You will always be one or the other in this life, and either way someone gets burned.
Even or odd: Fuck you.
Written or spoken: Written since your mute!
Woman or man: Without women men would fail to exist long, we keep everything in proper working order.
Sun or rain: RAIN!!
Briefs or boxers: Boxer briefs?
Pen or pencil: Pencil to rough draft, pen to finalize.
Horns or strings: I’m not a bull or a puppet.
Summer or winter: Fall
