The siren....
A fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the fire
station when he notices a little girl next door in a little
red cart with little ladders hung on the side and a garden
hose tightly coiled in the middle. The little girl is
wearing a fireman's helmet and has the cart tied to a dog
and a cat.
The fire-fighter walks over to take a closer look: 'That's a
lovely fire engine,' he says admiringly.
'Thanks,' says the little girl.
The fireman looks closer and notices the little girl has
tied one of the cart's strings to the dog's collar and one
to the cat's testicles.
'Little colleague,' says the fire-fighter, 'I don't want to
tell you how to run your fire engine, but if you were to tie
that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could
probably go a lot faster.'
The little girl pauses for a moment, looks at the wagon, at
the dog and at
the cat, then shyly looks into the fireman's eyes and says:
'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a fucking
siren, would I?'
