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The rules of engagement

PHASE 1 Theres a ticker of faces scrolling by.. hmmmm This ones interesting. ya click the pics.. hmm yea that'll work. Rate a 10, fan, buy a beer, add to freinds, 80% of hookups never get past this phase. Phase 2 This begins when the shoutbox freezes a couple of dozen times. You give your IM address. its getting serious now bcs there are sexual jokes and personal questions galore. The how far do ya live? how many of you have mapquested at this phase?lmao! Many of these stop here after a couple of chats,In fact the handbook says only 10% of attempted hookups get past this phase. BUT those that dont, Camming anyone?? One wouldnt think camming would be so more personal BUT it IS!! Yep if ya cam your there... PHASE 3 Camming is not the only criteria for phase 3, Dont have a Cam?? No problem... Giving of the phone number also qualifies you for phase 3. This is also the phase where you begin to here things such as " we should hook up for drinks" or "You should fly here and see me" Made plans such as that yet??? Then yep you are there phase 4. The handbook states that only 5% of attempted hookups get by this phase. Phase 4 The making of plans... havent done that yet?? well if no you can still qualify by having cyber... phone or cam both qualify you for this phase. Its one of the funnestphases the handbook says, and only 1 % get by it though. Phase 5 The meeting... OMG you made it! check for adams apples or boobies depending on your sex, and check the mirror for spouses too!! but above all the handbook says HAVE FUN!!!
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