THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE:
How long a minute is
depends on what side of the
bathroom door you're on.
Living on Earth is expensive,
but it does include a free trip
around the sun every year.
Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have,
the longer you live.
Happiness comes through doors you
didn't even know you left open.
Ever notice that the people who are late
are often much jollier
than the people who have to wait for them?
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day,
how come nothing is free yet?
You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.
We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty,
some are dull, some have weird names,
and all are different colors....but
they all exist very nicely in the same box.
Have an awesome day, and
know that someone
who thinks you're great
has thought about you today!..
"And that person was me.".....
Working for God on earth does not pay much,
but His Retirement plan is out of this world.
