The polish divorce
Apolish man moved into the USA and married an amarican girl.
Although his english was far from perfect they got along very well untill one day he rushes into a lawyer's office and asked if he could arrange a divorce for him.
the lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
yes,
an acre and half and a nice little home.
No, Imean what is the foundation of this case?
it made of concrete.
I don't think you understand.Does either of you have a real grudge?
no we have carport and not need one.
I mean what are your relations like?
all my relations still in poland.
Is there any infidelity in your marrage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good dvd player.
Does she beat you up?
No i up before her.
Is your wife a nagger
No she white.
Why do u want this divorce?
She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
I got proof.
What kind of proof?
she going to poison me.she buy a bottle at drug store and put on shelf
in bathroom. i can read,and it say:
"polish remover".
