Tigger is the obvious tweeker bouncing here and there can't stay in one place
Piglet is so scared hiding under the bed oh d d d dear dear he needs his heroin
Pooh is obviously the stoner lookin for his honey "POT"
Owl knows everything because he has been to prison and you learn everything when you get locked up
Eeyore is the classic alcoholic "my house fell down my wife left me well feel bad for me and buy me a drink"
Kanga is a prostitute working for coke
Roo poor Roo a coke baby with add and the possibility of tweeker Tigger being his daddy
Rabbit is everyones friend and can solve all problems with his "crops" mind you he is always telling the crows/ African Americans to back off his shit he cant make money if they are stealing his shit....
then you have the craziest mother fu@*er of them all Christopher Robin he is the one taking shrooms and acid tripping with his toys thinking they are talking to him taking him to the "magical" Hundred Acre Woods
