The Man to English Dictionary
Man says: I want to get to know you better.
English Translation: So that I can maybe get you to do things I already tell my friends you do.
Man says: Well, I'm not really seeing anyone right now.
English Translation: My girlfriend is pregnant.
Man says: I'd like to call you sometime.
English Translation: I'd like to sleep with you sometime.
Man says: Don't worry. I know where I'm going.
English Translation: If I ask for help, my dick will fall off.
Man says: I love it when the girls' on top.
English Translation: You know, 15 girls on top.
Man says: I'm into safe sex.
English Translation: I have a padded head board.
Man says: It's not you, it's me. But you're still important to me, so let's stay friends.
English Translation: I never want to see, speak to, or hear from you again, but that might ruin my "good guy" image, and that's how I get laid, so I will suffer your existance, and pretend to be your friend until I can force you out of my life forever.
Man says: I'm not much of a drinker myself, but I think you'll really like this.
English Translation: Three of these and I'll be wearing her ass as a hat.
Man says: I really need you right now.
English Translation: I am too lazy to masturbate.
Man says: I love going down on women.
English Translation: I have a really small dick and the staying power of a housefly.
Man says: You're the only one for me, baby. You're the only girl I'll ever care for.
English Translation: You're the only girl who hasn't rejected me, and you're my only hope for ever losing my virginity.
Man says: I don't know...she seems okay. I just don't know if I'd go out with her again.
English Translation: She wouldn't blow me on the first date.
