A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The
surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small
knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten
up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.
Of course the woman wanted "The Knob."
Over the course of the years, the woman kept tightening the knob, and
the effects were wonderful, and the woman remained young-looking and
vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two
problems. "All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've
had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But
now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible
bags with little brown spots under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of
them.
The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are
your breasts."
"Well," She said, "I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."
