After eight months at sea, we were headed home at last. But we had to turn around and rush back to the Persian Gulf when news broke that the Iranians had taken the Americans hostage. So we ended up spending an unprecendanted 5 moths of straight sea time without hitting a single port. When it was, at last over, President Jimmy Carter ordered that beer be flown out to us at sea to mark the longest sea time deployment of any ship in US naval history.

 Anyway, to keep my sanity, I decided to at least try and write the greatest adventure story of all time.

And here is the link to the tin can I was on for all that time, and where I featured "Tiffany Stone (The Story)"