Welcome To The Husband Store!
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New
York City ,
where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the
instructions at the entrance is a description of how
the
store operates:
WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE!!
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There
are six
floors and the attributes of the men
increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is,
however, a
catch... you may choose any man
from a
particular
floor, or you may choose to go up floor,
but you
cannot go back down except to exit
the
building!
Happy Shopping!!!!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
husband...
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs and love
the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have jobs, love the
Lord, and
like
kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have jobs, love the
Lord, love
kids and are extremely
good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going. She goes
to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4: These men have jobs, love the
Lord, love
kids, are drop-dead good
looking and
help
with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand
it!" Still,
she
goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5: These men have jobs, love the
Lord, love
kids, are drop-dead
gorgeous, help
with the
housework, and have a
strong romantic
streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
floor and
the
sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to
this floor.
There
are no men on this floor.
This floor
exists
solely as proof that women are
impossible to
please. Thank you for shopping at
the Husband
Store. Watch your step as you exit
the
building,
and have a nice day!
