this is great "THE HUSBAND STORE"
Body: The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where
women may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is the following description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of
the products increase as the shopper ascends the levels. The shopper may
choose any item from a particular floor, or may opt to go up to the next level, but shoppers cannot go back down, except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to shop for a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Good Jobs.
She is slightly intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Good Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's very nice', she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Good Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow!' she thinks, but wants to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor where the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Good Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and they Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, her pulse quickening.
Still, she goes up to the fifth floor where the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Good Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help With Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Tendencies.
The temptation to stay is overwhelming, but she feels compelled to go to the sixth and final floor.
The sign there reads:
Floor 6 - You are shopper number: 31,456,012. There are no men on this floor. You should know by now that there are no men on earth who could exceed the description of those on the previous level. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store
just across the street.
The first floor has wives that Love Sex.
The second floor has wives that Love Sex and Have Money.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
