On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits.
After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room. Fifteen minutes later she came back completely naked execpt for a lemon between her legs.
The husband looked at her for a moment and then stormed out of the room himself. Twenty minutes passed and then he came back himself with a potato around his well.... 'u guys know what...'
The wife gave him a wierd look and then the husband replied "If your going as a sour-puss, I going as a dictator".
