The Debbie Moulton Backstabber Chronicles
Isn't it pathetic that this person would let out a sigh most every time her cell phone rang and it was her mother calling? I witnessed this on many occasions. That's quite understandable considering she told me how sad she was that her "favorite" parent recently died first. A classless statement from a classless individual.
Then she tells the tale of how her "obsessed with the church and religion" ex husband decided (when she was in CO visiting) to resign her from her job without her knowledge, pack up their home in a U-Haul, put the car on a trailer, drove to pick them up in Denver (arriving at the door with no notice), only to move them to the middle of Nebraska and live in a motel because he saw a church on TV he wanted to join. She went on to say that they lived cheaply for years, only renting places the whole time they were married. Yet the ex was able to buy once he remarried and moved on. She wasn't overly enthusiastic over the past. Nice slam of the ex, missy.
It wasn't obvious at first why she lives in a seedy little apartment at the age of 48, but at the end it all became clear. She's patiently waiting to take over the parents house and all the stuff. The favorite parent is gone, so all that stands in her way is the parent whom she sighed most every time the cell rang. That's so typical of a greedy cheapskate. Bide your time until you get the free loot and can be even more miserly! One pathetic human being. And she has the gall to hav religious things hanging on her walls? That's hilarious.
She finally got to parade her true colors by stumbling upon one of her ex husbands best friends from high school after 20 years, luckily had his number given to her, call and invite him over, and start doing him immediately. The wide array of non-stop text messages and emails to make him think she REALLY likes him soon followed and lasted some 9 weeks.
Once she realized that he's a giving person and not your run of the mill ass, she took advantage of his generosity and played it to the hilt! Then, over the next 2+ months of dating, made sure he drove clear across town to see her over 40 times, while she managed to drive the opposite way to see him a grand total of TWICE. Shows her true desired effort, time, gas expense, etc. Right, penny pincher?
And even though that giving new boyfriend treated her to Saltgrass Steakhouse, Joe's Crab Shack, Buffalo Wild Wings, Uno's Chicago Grill, Famous Dave's BBQ, brought fresh fruit from Whole Foods Cherry Creek for her work lunch (many times), brought pizza from Old Chicago, Popeye's, vegetable trays, sauces, candles, toe rings, cow collectables, etc. she made sure she gave him zero in return and never offer to pay or take him out, ever! Save that money and pinch those pennies, tightwad.
When you do decide to feed him, make sure you buy the cheapest crap you can find at the food store (the micowave popcorn I was given was atrocious!) AND buy all your clothing at the thrift store so you look like Miss Hand-Me-Down. The visual quality is third rate to say the least. The cooking expertise was hilarious. Ever thought of draining the ramen noodles? LOL
Nice to see she was able to spend the money to keep a carton of cigarettes in the freezer (chain smoker) and a 30 pack of beer in the fridge (alcoholic) at all times. Those NEVER ran out. Shows where the priorities lie.
Quite mysterious how one is supposed to meet her boyfriend at her home on a Thursday night, only to come up with a last minute excuse (while he was sitting there waiting for her) that she "ran out of gas" AND her "cell was dead". How can that be when her cell was plugged in all the time when at her apartment? And what 48 year old runs out of gas when they only go 3 miles from home? Ever! It was the boozing with the girls lie. This was still too early for the behind the back cheating to begin.
Then there was the night that no one answered the door when the boyfriend was expected at 6:30 or so. The excuse that time was "I was taking a walk". Yet she left her cell phone plugged in. It could be heard ringing while calling from her doorstep. Funny how she never before or after mentioned taking a "walk". And what female takes a walk alone without at least her cell? Fishy.
The third time she was actually to come over to the boyfriends home for the night, on a Saturday, ended up being a no-show with no communication until 2:45 in the afternoon on the same Saturday (when she was to be there at 5pm). Apparently she was "on call" that weekend and heading to Boulder for an "emergency". First question is, why was this never mentioned before? She never was "on call" at any time the whole time the relationship was going on, so was it true? Doubtful. Another night out with the girls? Or the beginning of the cheating? Either way it was a lie. She failed to contact the boyfriend the entire day Sunday, and came up with the tall tale that there was "3 emergencies on Saturday" and "2 emergencies on Sunday". Yet, the previous 2 months of dating and being inseperable saw ZERO so called "emergencies"? Yeah, right. The lies are beginning to mount.
This was the beginning of the end. Her deceit, lies, and cheating were catching up fast. She needed to manufacture a way out so her cowardly face would never (so she thinks) have to actually admit her two-faced self in person to the boyfriend. A spinless jellyfish of a female with a huge yellow streak right down her scrawny back.
The final stretch came when she mustered up a tall tale that she was "sick" for some 10 days. 10 days? Yeah, right. And, when the boyfriend offered to come over and care for her in her hour of need, she stated that she was considered too contageous and should be alone. The funny thing is, she wrote this FROM WORK, where she was around some 30 people all day. Nice try, cheater.
So, on the final Saturday, during some text message pinball, he sent a message he was coming over (irregardless of the sickness) since it had been so long since he had seen her (which was a red flag considering they were inseperable the whole time prior). After driving clear across town, yet again, he pulls up to find she wasn't even there. The ongoing lie was rearing it's ugly face. Did she take off? Why? Or, was she at her NEW boyfriends? Who knows. Who cares? But, unknown to the cheating tramp, he texted her again as he drove past her parents house. Her eventual response was that she was there, at her mom's. Little did the tall tale specialist know, the played boyfriend was just there, and her vehicle was not. It must suck being a two faced and well used pile of garbage.
So, all in all, the whole fiasco, all the effort, all the gas, all the time, all the expenses, and it's final ramifications cost around $3000. The only way to justify it is to say that the boyfriend hired himself a nine week hooker that did him whenever he wanted, cooked once in a while, supplied him with soda, and bought a few brews. $300 a week for unlimited sex plus sure beats $300 for only an hour, eh? LMAO
PS ~ The $$$$ has been replaced, so all that nookie and expense cost NADA!
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