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Wrote this a few years ago but thought I'd share it here for all of you who may wish to read. Originally written: August 4, 2006 Sharon: What is wrong with Michael? He seems to be in such a bad mood today. All day long, he's been really quiet and moping around. I first noticed this behavior during the football game on TV. Usually he's all pumped up and excited, but today, he just kinda sat there with a sad glare. After football, he played the video game. Usually that cheers him up, but today he looked even more sad and upset. I wish he would express his feelings more. Is it me? Could I have offended him in some way today? I wish I knew. I tried to cheer him up. I cooked dinner, ran his bath water and then we made love. He was rougher than usual, and he kept his eyes closed the whole time. I am sure that whatever is bothering him, he is probably angry at me. I will leave him alone and ask him about it in the morning. Michael (yea,thats me): UGGGHHH!!! The Steelers lost yesterday, plus I got my ass handed to me in SOCOM 3!!! Well, at least I got some pussy last night, but for some reason, Sharon was asking me some stupid ass questions. Sharon is ok, but the whole time, I kept my eyes closed thinking about that night with Nikki. Man, if I could get my hands on that again! Now shes a real winner, smart, artistic, funny, and cute. Everything I want in a woman, plus I wore it out that night so I know she wants more. I left Nikki a message as soon as Sharon went home this morning. I know shes gonna call back! Nikki: OH MY GOD!!! MICHAEL IS SOOOO ANNOYING!! Does he not know what a ONE NIGHT STAND is?! It wasnt even that good, he just slammed me on the bed and pounded me like some kind of barbarian or something. I don't have time for his shit. Besides, I think David is finally going to break up with his wife for me...We're finally gonna be together! YAY! David: I wish that bitch, Nikki would leave me alone. I know that cheating on my wife is wrong. I'm trying to do better but sometimes temptation gets the best of me. Nikki must think I would actually divorce Janice for her. Fat chance! Why would I want some geeky painter chick that tells cheesy jokes? Even if I left Janice, I wouldn't want her. She's a booty call and thats about it. Besides, I just bought Janice a new car. I'm gonna quit cheating and take care of my family. Janice: I know David is cheating on me! He bought me that car because he knows I'm on to him. Little does he know, I already used that car to take advantage of his hot, best friend. HAHAHA, I don't even want his friend. I have my new man picked out already. Ricky, the guy from the club last Saturday night...and Sunday morning...and all day Monday, while David was at work. I cant wait to see him at the club tonight! One day, Me and Ricky are gonna take a long vacation, and David is gonna pay for it with alamony and child support! Ricky: Oh, Shit! There's Janice...that married chick I bagged last weekend. Please dont let that bitch come over here while im sitting with my girl. I know, technically, I'm still single, but I really think Alice is the one. She's a total doll and I think her parents are finally starting to like me. Yep, them playa days are over for me. I think I'm gonna ask Alice to be my girl tonight. Alice: I think I'm gonna dump Ricky tonight. I mean, Interracial dating is cool, but an Interracial relationship is a whole different story. I really need someone with a good job and a car. Someone that my parents will approve of. I've had my fun, but I need to be with someone serious...someone like Calvin. Calvin: I can't beleive that whore Alice has the nerve to look at me while she's all hugged up on some black guy! I am a Harvard grad with a seven figure income and one of the most prestigeous familes in the city. What would I look like with some slut who's seen every inch of Stop Six? Now that Mary Beth, She is all class. A standout University student with a PhD, great job, and a total intellect. All that and an awesome rack to go with it! Mary Beth: Ugh, that Perv, Calvin has been staring at my tits all night! Please dont let him come over here. They might have to surgically remove his eyeball from my nipple. He thinks that just because he has money, he can have anyone he wants. He is so disgusting! It's so hard for girls like me to find a decent man. Just because I am well endowed, I can't even get a man to look me in the eye when he talks. Men are pigs...well, except for Taeshaun. He's the real catch. He doesnt approach women. The ladies flock to him. What could I do to get him to notice me, though? Hmmm, maybe if I unzip my blouse just a little bit more. Taeshaun: Look at that slut over there. She thinks that undoing her top will get my attention. I've seen every breast thats ever walked into this club. I'm just not interested in that anymore. I guess I'm a good looking guy. I wear the finest clothes and drink the best wines. But the women I attract seem to be more interested in being seen with me rather than actually being with me. All I want is a girl who loves me and wants to take care of me. Someone who truly cares about my feelings....someone like Sharon. (One of my favorites.)
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