Stop taking pictures of your dick and then sending them to me, or making it your main picture, or just being an all-around sick in the head mother fucker.
Do you think that looking at a picture of your teenieweenie is going to make me all hot and bothered and I'm going to haul my ass over to Wisconsin/Ohio/South Dakota/whereeverthefuck just to stick it in one of my orifices? YOU MUST HAVE BEEN MISTAKEN, SIR. I'm not going to have sex with a guy who is so desperate and fucked up that he has to take pictures of his genitals and send it to girls on who live across the globe.
This shit is getting ridiculous.
Now, if you're a hot chick with nice boobs, you can send me pictures of them.
But I'm just gonna look at them and smile, because I don't have sex with whores either.
IF YOU WANT TO SEND SOMEONE PICTURES OF YOUR WEENIE, SEND THEM TO ALEXIS. SHE LOVES THEM. ESPECIALLY SMALL ONES. THX.
