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Male · Joined on August 31, 2006 · Born on October 11th · 1 referrals joined! · 4 different people have a crush on me!
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Male · Joined on August 31, 2006 · Born on October 11th · 1 referrals joined! · 4 different people have a crush on me!
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The following are all signs that you are either desperate and/or an internet attention whore:

* You ask/instruct/beg people to vote for you or rate your profile and pics. If this is in your actual user name...wow you suck.

* You go on and on in your profile about how you aren't here to "hook up" or "cyber", or that you have a man already. Then you proceed to post more pics of your cleavage and you sucking on a lollipop than you do of just normal everyday pictures of yourself. Slutwhoretramp

* You go out of your way to pose for your pic so that your shitty tattoo is showing in your picture.

* You have any of the following in your user name: "inked", "pierced" or any form of the word "tattoo"

I hate to whine and bitch, but seriously...Does anybody have a personality or know how to actually carry on a conversation anymore?

Male · Joined on August 31, 2006 · Born on October 11th · 1 referrals joined! · 4 different people have a crush on me!
Interests
I'm pretty basic, I like:

- friends and family
- jogging with my dog
- movies
- sports
- making out
- good conversation (this includes knowing how/when/where to use the following: "your/you're" and "there/their/they're")
- sarcasm
- confident women
- making out with a confident woman after having a sarcastic conversation
- lip biting
- jean skirts
- build up
- curves

I don't like:

- animated profile comments (just typing "hi" means more to me)
- people who use internet lingo (proper use of the english language is fucking sexy) typing "ur" instead of "your or you're" because you're too stupid to know which one to use is sad.
- people who list rules about chatting with them in their profile.
- people who feel the need to say in their profile that they dont like drama. As opposed to people that put in their profile "if you are gonna cause drama, stalk me or somehow cause me trouble...message me!!! I wanna talk to you!"
- and finally, women that seem to take pride in calling themselves a "bitch". Have some self-respect. It does not make you look strong or tough, it makes you look like an idiot.

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  • coolstorybroThat Joey Guy
    how ya been sugar? miss your face!

    14 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ That Joey Guy
    Hey handsome!! Just stopping in for my fix ...lol I hope all is well with you!!XoXo

    14 years ago · Reply
  • coolstorybroThat Joey Guy
    whats up sweetface?

    14 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ That Joey Guy
    MWAAAAAAAAAH

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  • Someone ⇒ That Joey Guy
    hello hello gorgeous...just showing you a little luvins...xoxoxox

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  • coolstorybroThat Joey Guy
    i miss u lover. i know you're awake right now. be here!

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  • Someone ⇒ That Joey Guy
    Have a great weekend and Happy Easter!!

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  • TThat Joey Guy
    *insert kind and witty comment here*

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  • Someone ⇒ That Joey Guy
    HOOOOOOOOOOOOONEY....WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? ITS BEEN A LOOOOOONG TIME! I HOPE ALL IS WELL. HIT ME UP HANDSOME!CHINITA

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ That Joey Guy
    LOVE looking at you! MORE PICS PLEASE!!!!! I want more Joey!!!!

    15 years ago · Reply
  • TNdreamerThat Joey Guy
    Thanks for the add request..You ROCK sweetie!!

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ That Joey Guy
    I haven't been by your page is a while, just wanted to stop by and say hi

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ That Joey Guy
    Hey I am back on here! what's up??

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  • Someone ⇒ That Joey Guy
    reunited and it feels so good . . .

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  • Someone ⇒ That Joey Guy
    It was nice talking to you!

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  • Someone ⇒ That Joey Guy
    How have you beeeeen?I misses you.

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  • Someone ⇒ That Joey Guy
    hi babeh

    15 years ago · Reply
  • Someone ⇒ That Joey Guy
    Hope you have a great weekend babes! MUAH

    15 years ago · Reply
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