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That Joey Guyhttp://fubar.com/thatjoeyguy
Male, United States

Buzz:
70% - bombed
fu-Owned worth:110,000 fuBucks
Joined:August 31, 2006
Level:Minion (14) [?]
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About Me:
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(last updated:June 30, 2009 @ 10:48 am)
The following are all signs that you are either desperate and/or an internet attention whore:

* You ask/instruct/beg people to vote for you or rate your profile and pics. If this is in your actual user name...wow you suck.

* You go on and on in your profile about how you aren't here to "hook up" or "cyber", or that you have a man already. Then you proceed to post more pics of your cleavage and you sucking on a lollipop than you do of just normal everyday pictures of yourself. Slutwhoretramp

* You go out of your way to pose for your pic so that your shitty tattoo is showing in your picture.

* You have any of the following in your user name: "inked", "pierced" or any form of the word "tattoo"

I hate to whine and bitch, but seriously...Does anybody have a personality or know how to actually carry on a conversation anymore?

Interests:
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I'm pretty basic, I like:

- friends and family
- jogging with my dog
- movies
- sports
- making out
- good conversation (this includes knowing how/when/where to use the following: "your/you're" and "there/their/they're")
- sarcasm
- confident women
- making out with a confident woman after having a sarcastic conversation
- lip biting
- jean skirts
- build up
- curves

I don't like:

- animated profile comments (just typing "hi" means more to me)
- people who use internet lingo (proper use of the english language is fucking sexy) typing "ur" instead of "your or you're" because you're too stupid to know which one to use is sad.
- people who list rules about chatting with them in their profile.
- people who feel the need to say in their profile that they dont like drama. As opposed to people that put in their profile "if you are gonna cause drama, stalk me or somehow cause me trouble...message me!!! I wanna talk to you!"
- and finally, women that seem to take pride in calling themselves a "bitch". Have some self-respect. It does not make you look strong or tough, it makes you look like an idiot.

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April 17, 2009 @ 3:02 pmcomment

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