50 Year Old
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Male
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From Friendswood, TX·
Joined on November 8, 2006
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Born on November 26th
17
ok.....Here it goes. I am the Area Service Manager/Project Manager for an alarm company here in Houston. It sucks, but hell, the pay is good. I have a wife and two boys ages 5 and 6. My boys are my life, the wife......that's another story for a different day. I attended the University of Texas (as if you couldn't tell) where I studied in the field of fucking off. It was fun, but I didn't hang. Moved home after two years and started in the security business. The rest is history, so they say. I have been told my sense of humor is a little on the strange side but I don't care. I have plenty of good friends, all of whom I would kill if the chance came up.(hahaha) Anyway, I love to hang out with my pals and drink a few beers, I also like to travel some, watch the Pygs play and chill. If ya want to be friends, I see no problem with that. If ya want to be an asshole, just remember one thing. I live in Texas, We are allowed to carry guns. Thank you and goodnight.
50 Year Old
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Male
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From Friendswood, TX·
Joined on November 8, 2006
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Born on November 26th
Interests
Sports, NASCAR, music, my kids, cars, and sex.
EVERYONE ELSE SUCKS!!!!
You have a sexual IQ of 789,456,254,369,125,891
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience and sex is an extreme sport for you. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. You please all women first, usually with just a look. You find pleasure in creating a warm, wet feeling in women and you enjoy licking them dry. You are the Master of all that is sexual. Everyone will bow down to you.
You've got it all. Power, passion, precision, and style. You're sensuous, exotic, and temperamental. Sure, you're expensive and high-maintenance, but you're worth it.
HEY SEXY....CAN I INVITE YOU OVER TO MY HOUSE.....SIT YOU DOWN ON MY COUCH....HAVE A LITTLE CONVO.....POUR SOME GREY GOOSE....AND TAKE YOU TO MY BEDROOM......LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED.....AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ......LIGHT A FEW CANDLES.....TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES.......WALK TO THE DRESSER AND TURN ON SOME MUSIC.....THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED......GET UNDER THE COVER.....AND ASK YOU TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET COMFORTABLE....I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO KISS YOUR STOMACH....AND WORK MY WAY DOWN.....AND FINALLY I GET ON MY KNEES AND START..... ...............PRAYING THAT YOU WILL BE BLESSED EVERYDAY!!..... GOTCHA ....I WONDER WHAT U WERE THINKING ABOUT WHEN U WERE READING THIS....SEND THIS 2 ALL THE SEXY PEOPLE U KNOW INCLUDING ME!!!! IF YOU THINK IM SEXY? IF YOU GET 5 BACK YOUR HOT! IF YOU GET 7 BACK YOUR CUTE IF YOU GET 10 BACK YOU FUCKEN ROCK