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(9:41 AM) Steven: i got a poop question for ya sammie. have you ever had to go poop and while doing it, it smelled so bad you stayed in the stall until everyone left and decided you would tell the next person that came in that someone else did it? lol
(9:41 AM) Sammie: lol
(9:41 AM) Sammie: yes
(9:41 AM) Steven: lol
(9:41 AM) Stephie: lol
(9:41 AM) Stephie: funny
(9:42 AM) Sammie: when pooping i try to avoid coming out intill people are gone, its so akward to come out of a stall and making eye contact with some one, the look is like "Yup, i just pooped"
(9:43 AM) Stephie: lol
(9:43 AM) Stephie: *cough*
(9:44 AM) Steven: lol
(9:44 AM) Steven: that's how i feel sometimes lol
(9:44 AM) Steven: it's like you step out and look at em and immediately feel ashamed lol
(9:45 AM) Sammie: i know, and you shouldnt it healty, everyone poops, but ever one act like they forgot about Dre.......i mean they dont poop
(9:45 AM) Steven: lol
(9:45 AM) Stephie: lol
(9:45 AM) Stephie: i want that book
(9:45 AM) Steven: lol
(9:46 AM) Michael 0z: i just dont use public stalls for that
(9:46 AM) Sammie: i got to poop now
(9:46 AM) Stephie: lol
(9:46 AM) Stephie: im the same way Mike
(9:47 AM) Sammie: i dont like useing a bathroom with only one stall, i hate feeling rushed during a poop, thats one of those things you take you time on, like making sweet love to a women down by the fire....and pooping but dont mix the 2
(9:47 AM) Sammie: well i dont anyways, but whatever floats your boat
So I'm on a call at work with a lady who has no idea what she needs to do...I asked her for her phone number, she gave it to me...and i pulled up maybe 3 or 4 accounts. She has no idea which email address it would be for or which one it would be based on the names so I tell her that I can transfer her to customer service to see what all they can tell her...so i commence the transfering process...dialed the number
1-800-921-810.....
my hand decided to throw in an extra 0 instead of a 1 and it dialed and im waiting and suddenly, a really excited guy is talking about singles and all that, and what do I do? I freak and hit the hang-up button. I hope that customer enjoys the sound of an overly enthusiastic man advertising their singles service.
