A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told, he is not too experienced either. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give ou anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want".
"What chou want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and hoping to impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try somethin I have heard about... numbaa 69".
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries...
"You want... Chicken wiff broccori?"
