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49 Year Old
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49 Year Old
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The Original Joke of the DAy One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied,"Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."
The Original Joke of the DAy The Brunette and the GenieA brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it, and you guessed it, a genie appears.The genie says,"You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much."The woman says,"Okay. Give me a nice house."The genie replies,"You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two."Then the lady says,"Give me a gorgeous man."The genie replies,"You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two."The lady says,"For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."
HUgs Joke of the Day Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to drop off, otherwise they are all going to fall. They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as woman she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, and for men in general, without ever getting anything in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.
Joke of the Day Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to drop off, otherwise they are all going to fall. They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because as woman she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, and for men in general, without ever getting anything in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.
A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police,"You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face." The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies,"Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"
Hey, welcome to fubar! I rated you a 10, so feel free to come back to my page and do the same (its those little cherry shaped things under the profile picture.) I hope you have as much fun here as the rest of us do. And if you need any help, drop me a line, this place can seem a little crazy in the beginning….have a good one : ) Punky
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