I'm on here somewhere else, but it was so damn long, that I have no idea what the email was, so phuk it... startin a new one... new life calls for a new Fubar I guess...
I used to get along with jus' 'bout everyone, but after being fucked over by too many people, I decided that if people want to know my nice side, they had better prove to ME that they are worthy... Hey!, that's life, don't like it, I'll rent you a gun, and sell you a bullet...
There are several motto's that I live by:
1. Live by chance, Love by choice, Tow by Profession
2. If it won't fit, Force it.. if it breaks, it needed to
be replaced anyway!
3. Nigel this!, Nigel that!
I really hate the following types of people...
1. If you have ever cut off a Big truck or a Tow truck, you are a non driving asshole, and you need to be beaten to death!
2. If you come to a 2 way stop, and do not know the laws, you need to be held under the water until you stop flailing!
3. If you are on the interstate, see a heavy truck, or wrecker on the side, and you don't slow down or push over a lane, you should not be allowed to breed!
4. If you've ever ditched your car or truck, called for a wrecker, and then told the wrecker driver How to recover your ride... not only are you worthless, but next time, remember this...
You are the assclown that put your ride in the ditch, you didn't need help putting it there, a Professional Wrecker Driver DOES NOT need your help getting it out! Shut the Fuck Up, stand the Fuck out of the Way, and when you pay the bill, TIP the driver! Be damn' grateful that us Drivers are out there, we are doing the job that you wouldn't want, wouldn't be able to do day after day, and realize that its a Professional SKILL, not a job.
"We walk 3 inches from fast moving traffic, we work no matter what; rain, snow, baking sun, wind, ice, sleet.., we put up with bitching, complaining, whining, and cheep bastards and bitches that would rather spit on our very existence then to be happy that we are there to help, we sweep broken glass, blood, and debris.. we open the roads after we retrieve the smashed cars... we are Professional no matter what is thrown at us... sometimes we have to take what you've worked hard to get, but fell behind...its not personal, its our job... so don't hate us, or blame us, we are not the ones that signed on the dotted line for a ride what was outside of our means, if our trucks block you in a parking lot for ten minutes, shut up, sit and wait, because if that ten minutes will make you or break you.. then you need to manage your time better."
I am cocky. I can be an ass at times for no reason. I can be the nicest person you'd ever meet. I can be the most evil person that you'd ever meet.
I am NOT here for a hook up, I will NOT let you see me on cam, so you lil' freaks can take it somewhere else. DO NOT give me a sad story about how your parents died, or you lost your job and need money... My face was crushed while on the job 6/3/2009.. I was outta the wrecker for 6 days, I got back to work, I work hard, there is always a job somewhere, so grow the fuck up, or don't talk to me. I am here to chill, meet new people, and at times, to zone out and be calm.
Don't be fake, Don't think you're gunna play me cuz you'll only embarrass yourself. If you send me a friendship invite but only do so for the numbers, get a fucking life and go away! If you are straight up Gay, hey!, more power to you, but I prolly won't accept your friendship...I'm not hating, I am just not too keen on your lifestyle.. again!, that's life, don't like it... I will rent you a gun and sell you a bullet! I like people that are not a waste of space/skin/air... I hang with people that have personality and skills... whatever your skills, as long as you know what they are and how to use'm, it's all good!
If I walk into a gas station, you walk up and ask me how tall I am, don't get all pissy when I answer your retarded question with a retarded question!
If I have to brake-check you once and you try to ride my ass again!, the second brake-check is going to consist of you wrecking your ride and me laughing with the Cops when they arrest you for reckless driving!
If you walk up to me in a Pub, and you want to pick a fight... and you pussy up and call the cops after I beat the shit out you, remember... they can't detain me forever!
Pet Peeves:
Not replacing the roll of TP, and just leave the empty roll on the holder... you finished it, you replace it!
Texting me at the ass-crack of early.. if I don't respond to you the first time, chances are.. I am not going to respond the fifth time either!
Don't change the pre-sets on my truck radio... its a privilege that I allow you to ride with me, don't do things that will get you shoved outta the truck while in motion!
BUZZ'ing me while in YM... if I am not answering you right away, it either means that I ran out the office or house because duty calls.. or!, I am chatting with someone hotter than you!
If you ask me if my tatt's hurt, don't get offended if I ask you if they offered you a money back guarantee on your failed lobotomy!
The term "BBW"! Umm, Big and Beautiful is an Oxymoron!, but I guess "BBW" is easier than "Escaped Farm Animal"!
"Would you like fries with that?" ... "Did I ask for fries with that?"
"Would you like to Super Size your drink for .79c?" "Do you want to open your mouth and catch my piss when I am stuck in heavy traffic for 4 hours?"
"You know!, smoking is bad for you?" ... "Do you know what I do for a living?"
When I am standing behind a Land-Whale at KFC, trying to order whatever is ready... and the Land-Whale orders from the Unhealthy, extreme fat content menu... then bitches when KFC is out of DIET COKE!
Discounts for those who live off my Tax Money... I don't get a discount, they shouldn't either!
Obama Bumper Stickers... Hey Fuck-tard... how's that "Hope and Change" working out for you?
"Can I ask you a question?" ... Could you please stop breathing and wasting precious air?
Borderline Borderline
PeTA... "Sharks have feelings"... OK, I will feel terrible that the Shark will FEEL the Harpoon entering it's body!
Upbeat Blues Music... Umm...that kinda defeats the purpose!
"Check Engine" light! ... I am quite sure its still under the hood!
"Why would you get your tongue pierced?"... Umm, yeah!, Uh!, why on Earth would a man have his tongue pierced?
"Have you always been that tall?" ... "Yep!, I came outta my Mom this size, you should see her walk!"
"How long have you been that tall?" ... "How long have you been that worthless?"
"Do not pass when opposing traffic is present" ... Now!, you know that there are signs like that because there are people that would Pass when there is opposing traffic present!
If you've made it this far, wow! Cheers! Might as well add me! Peace Out!
