Subject: Survivor - West Virginia Style
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, WVU-TV is planning to do its
own show entitled "Survivor: West Virginia Style."
The contestants will start in Wheeling, travel down to New Martinsville
and on to Parkersburg. From there they will head over to Ripley and Odessa
and Summersville. They will then proceed up to Buckhannon, Clarksburg and
Fairmont, then west through Barrackville, Hundred and Bannen; then up to
Cameron, Lone Oak and back over to Wheeling.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and
large bumper stickers that read, "I'm Gay", "NASCAR Sucks", "Go Pitt",
"Copenhagen is for Idiots", "Hillary in 2008", "Deer Hunting is Murder",
"Say No to Budweiser" and "I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns."
The first one who makes it back to Wheeling alive wins
