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1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. ____________________________________________ 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from. ____________________________________________ 3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party. A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you. ____________________________________________ 4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling. ____________________________________________ 5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. ____________________________________________ 6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. ____________________________________________ 7) What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm. ____________________________________________ 8) What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic . ____________________________________________ 9) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. ____________________________________________ 10) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? The one who can eat that last donut. ____________________________________________ 11) Jewish dilemma: Free PORK. ____________________________________________ 12) The three words men hate to hear most during sex: "Are you in?" ____________________________________________ 13) The three words women hate to hear most during sex: "Honey, I'm home!"
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