some stuff I've learned from old people
that you can drive as fast or slow as you like as long as you look like your hunched over the steering wheel and can barely see, that when your old the doctor actually believes you and gives you meds that you cant get now, that plums are good, but prunes will make you poop.......lol
that you can be bitchy and noone ask you whats wrong it's just a given,that they all walked 2 miles to school in a snowstorm cuz there were no buses, and school was never canceled, now that they have viagara and cialis, there considering getting laid again, but everyone looks old now,and if they win 5 bucks at bingo it will prolly be buried in a jar in the back yard like a time capsule for future generations :)
