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A long time ago in a galaxy far far away....
Oops wrong scenario...
A long time ago on a site called Lost Cherry, A time when kindness, manners and friendship ran rampant. There was a discerning sense of ethics and etiquette. Now as the site has grown many of the old ways have become a thing of the past. Making way for a much more ¡°ME¡± orientated atmosphere. Luckily a lone internet scavenger stumbled across the dead cherry scrolls while rummaging through archives in a hidden data base. After hour upon hour the scrolls have finally been translated.
Baby Jesus said unto the people of Cherryland......
This site is my gift to you, go forth my children, make friends, rate, fan and add in the name of love.
I give you 10¡¯s and 11¡¯s for which to award our fellow brethren. Give them freely and give them often. The 1 through 9¡¯s are of no use and only there to fill space, using them may result in hurt feelings or a rash of 1¡¯s tossed right back at you. (rather damaging to your rating if you are new)
When receiving an offer of friendship through a request, take into consideration the time and love that was given to you in this process, do not merely accept but take the time to visit this new friend and show them the same kindness. (ie: yeah fan back butthead)
As you begin to age and acquire status, never forget how you got there or take for granted all the noobs struggling to be someone's friend. (don¡¯t think for one minute you have earned the right to be an ass)
NSFW pictures are an option not a requirement. Enjoy and accept the pictures each member has chosen to share. Do not shout at a lady or gentleman demanding to see pictures that are not accessible to you. Should you be granted access remember to rate and comment as this is a gift to you. (peeking without showing appreciation deems you an ungrateful pervert)
Creating drama is frowned upon,you are not expected to love everyone you come across, but you are expected to accept them for who they are. In the eyes of another they may be heaven sent. So your words will often hurt more than just the intended target. (in short if you don¡¯t have something nice to say STFU)
Entering contests to win free stuff is encouraged, however begging and whining for help will get you nowhere if you have not stepped up to help others. This is something that takes much time and effort and is a reward not an obligation. (your time is not more valuable than others)
Never assume that just because someone's status shows them online that they are actually hovering over their computer just waiting for YOU to contact them. Do not immediately become disgruntled and send abusive shouts because they did not respond in a timely manner. (this will often result in the block feature being tested on you)
Last but not least, it takes less effort to be kind than it does to be cruel, we are born with kindness, but have been taught to hate. Forget what you have learned and just do what comes naturally.

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FUBAR Christmas

Have a very FUBAR Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas', when all through the site,
Not a member was stirring, things didn’t seem right;
The Stilletto Girls hung their stockings with care,
In hopes that Baby J soon would be there;
The bombers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of bouncers danced in their heads;
With Stang in her 'thong, and JD in his cap,
Someone heard Scrapper yell Good Lord and Oh snap,
When from our speakers there arose such a clatter,
We sprang from our beds to see what was the matter.
Away to the monitor we flew like a flash,
Oh it’s just Achilles updating his stash.
So to the mumms did many of us go
Nothing but whining from a Fubar point ho,
When, what to our wondering eyes came along,
A miniture sleigh pulled by eight girls in a thong,
With a little drunk driver, so lively and gay,
We knew in a moment it must be Baby J.
More rapid than eagles his members they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
"Now, Ash Weee! now, La La! now, Cherry and Kimmy!
On, Punky! on Donna! on, Sassy and Wendy!
Go to my profile you heard him call!
Now rate away! rate away! rate away all!"
"Quicker than referrals appear on our screens,
Members are becoming Fu-Kings and Fu-Queens
A gift from Baby J, for cheaters galore,
A bank full of bucks, They never had before
And then, in a twinkling, the member count rose
Former top members crying this fucking blows.
Once honest members are now being ripped
For deceitfully using the add a friend script.
He was dressed in rags, from his head to his foot,
And his jeans were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
Sitting on the street holding a sign,
I need money and members Baby J did whine.
His eyes -- how they teared with a vacant stare!
Looking pathetic in a state of dispair!
His droll little mouth quivered and shook,
As he looked at the numbers in his little check book;
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
What is he smoking so many would ask,
As he takes a swig from an old rusty flask.
Many remember a time not long ago,
When the site was about fun, not a sack full of dough;
Faster than Fu_Daddy or Ms Dallas could flinch,
Baby J went from hero to the greedy Baby Grinch
He spoke not a word, just kept changing the site,
Ignoring our pleas, calling them trite,
Holidays are about giving he said with a smile,
Welcome to Christmas, Fubar style;
He sprang to his feet, to his staff gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, PLEASE GIVE TO MY SITE."

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DISCLAIMER, this is for entertainment purposes only, if I have offended anyone accept my apology that was not my intention

END ANONYMOUS NSFW FLAGGING! Many of my friends on this site routinely have perfectly innocuous pics and other content flagged NSFW by spiteful, jealous or just plain malicious little twits and there's nothing they can do to stop it. This kind of thing compromises their enjoyment of the site, sometimes to the point where they simply give up and go elsewhere. Now we know that verifying the merit of an NSFW flag instigated by someone other than the owner is labour-intensive and not taken seriously by the Administration of Fubar, but by allowing this kind of injustice a great deal of ill-will is generated that can be fairly easily avoided. Another way has to be found to protect the PG-rated nature of the public areas of this site. The easiest solution would be to end the practice of anonymous NSFW flagging. Anyone who flags someone else's content as NSFW should have their identities made public and attached to the content in the same way pic-ripping details are recorded. Frivolous or malicious flagging would end overnight. Here are some other suggestions: Given the cohesive nature of the community here, volunteers could be found who would spend a certain percentage of their time onsite verifying contested NSFW flags in exchange for fubucks or points. Someone who has been 'blocked' should not be able to flag anything posted by the blocker under any circumstances. And just as there are penalties for not properly flagging NSFW content, there should be commensurate penalties for unjustified flagging, in particular being unable to flag others user's content for a period of time (if not permanently). Please give these ideas due consideration. If you agree with any of this, copy/paste what you need from the above paragraphs (or write your own of course) and email them to shop@fubar.com. Clicking on that link will call your default mail program, so if you want to use Fubar mail you'll have to enter the address manually in Fubar email. Just make sure to put "END ANONYMOUS NSFW FLAGGING!" in the subject line. If enough people do so they might actually do something about it, but don't hold your breath.

To Kill an American

Written by an Australian Dentist....and too good to delete.... To Kill an American You probably missed this in the rush of news, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper, an offer of a reward to anyone who killed an American, any American. So an Australian dentist wrote an editorial the following day to let everyone know what an American is. So they would know when they found one. (Good one, mate!!!!) "An American is English, or French, or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek. An American may also be Canadian, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, or Arab, or Pakistani or Afghan. An American may also be a Comanche, Cherokee, Osage, Blackfoot, Navaho, Apache, Seminole or one of the many other tribes known as native Americans. An American is Christian, or he could be Jewish, or Buddhist, or Muslim. In fact, there are more Muslims in America than in Afghanistan . The only difference is that in America they are free to worship as each of them chooses. An American is also free to believe in no religion. For that he will answer only to God, not to the government, or to armed thugs claiming to speak for the government and for God. An American lives in the most prosperous land in the history of the world. The root of that prosperity can be found in the Declaration of Independence , which recognizes the God given right of each person to the pursuit of happiness. An American is generous. Americans have helped out just about every other nation in the world in their time of need, never asking a thing in return. When Afghanistan was over-run by the Soviet army 20 years ago, Americans came with arms and supplies to enable the people to win back their country! As of the morning of September 11, Americans had given more than any other nation to the poor in Afghanistan. Americans welcome the best of everything...the best products, the best books, the best music, the best food, the best services. But they also welcome the least. The national symbol of America , The Statue of Liberty, welcomes your tired and your poor, the wretched refuse of your teeming shores, the homeless, tempest tossed. These in fact are the people who built America Some of them were working in the Twin Towers the morning of September 11, 2001, earning a better life for their families. It's been told that the World Trade Center victims were from at least 30 different countries, cultures, and first languages, including those that aided and abetted the terrorists. So you can try to kill an American if you must. Hitler did. So did General Tojo, and Stalin, and Mao Tse-Tung, and other blood-thirsty tyrants in the world. But, in doing so you would just be killing yourself. Because Americans are not a particular people from a particular place. T hey are the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that spirit, everywhere, is an American. I need not request that you please keep this going. You will want to share this tribute with your family, friends, and relatives. It says it all, for all Americans.

RULES OF KINDESS !! :P

NOTICE RULES OF KINDESS Hey whats up, if you just joined, WELCOME Ok Some rules of kindness... DOWNRATEING is not nice and is not acceptable. If you dont like a photo don't rate it. people get irritated real fast and upset if you downrate someones page, photo. Or thumbs down there stash item. What is down rateing do you ask? That is when you intentionly rate lower then a 10. this is like fliping someone off just ruder. If you don't like the photo or profile DONT rate it. simple as that! please take this in to note when visiting fellow members of the site and have respect for one and other. Im sure if someone came to your page or pictures and rated them all lower then a 10 you would be fliping out right?. Have some respect, treat others as you would like to be treated. What is thumbs down? pretty much exactly that. thumbs down on a stash item, Why is downratein so mean and not nice? It hurts peoples feelings, (yes feelings are real on the internet and in rl... those dont change because something is cyber). When you rate someone lower then a ten it lowers the average ratein they have and it hurts them if they are in for rateins or what not so rule of kidness DONT do it. Thanks again all and hope you understand, This has been a friendly welcome and reminder DONT downrate or thumbs down people.

Racism

A white woman, about 51 years old, was seated next to a black man on an airplane. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter?" the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it," she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm, please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the seats on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another seat is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one seat in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued, "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." The hostess turned to the black man and said, "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your luggage. A seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers, who were shocked by what they had just witnessed, stood up and applauded.
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