I'm a fairly laid back, fun loving kind of person... and I'm really just on fubar to have a little bit of fun and kill some time and maybe make a few friends. Sure, if someone strikes my fancy something might come of it, but hooking up and looking at dirty pictures isn't really the point for me.

SO. If you want to talk to me, you're more than welcome :) I'm always up for a bit of conversation. But if you just want to ask if I want to see your dick or if I have yahoo so you can talk dirty to multiple people at once with more ease, I'll go ahead and give you the answer now: Yes, I have Yahoo.. and if I want to talk to you on there, I'll give you my screen name without you having to beg for it. And if I wanted to ________ (insert any action here) with you, you would know it. And you certainly wouldn't have to ask.

Fastest way to impress me? Be yourself, and so long as that person isn't a sleazy ass, you're half way to getting get what you want. But at least take the time to try and get to know me before you try the cheesy pick up lines or vulgar innuendos... they really won't get you anywhere.