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SPANDEX WEIGHT LIMITS
created @ 09/25/2007 06:46 pm
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I was in Walmart today and i saw a 350 lb.lady in hot pink spandex bikershorts and a tube top i think. She had what I think was the word "sexy" airbrushed across the ass of the bikershorts, but the x had been sucked in her crack. She saw me starin and said ,"My eyes are up here pervert," I said,"Jesus lady, I'm worried bout those spandex shorts. At this rate ya may lose'em all together by the time ya leave here.Ass just suck'em up." Should fat people be able to wear stuff that is so tight their ass revolts and eats it?
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