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   some 1 moost not consider me vile
i got make imitators who ape my style
that feel envious no matt ta dat i rile
yet only wanna pump and go that x tra mile
er or in my case about six inches
   of ear wreck tile
bone er fide flesh idle far to long -
   so go ahead and dial
though i mot b x sir sizing
   and re ply in a while.

ah...a reprieve from that invisible vice grip
twisting within like some alien writhing force
   at psyche that doth incessantly nip!

still, the doomsday wraith for this mortal male
rub hands with expectant glee
   until time doth sail
when at light speed
   i/we gotta more our human tail!

Escape from the maws o this paw being a pauper. ™

-> as light snow flakes dance across fuzzy lunar beams, thus casting moon shadows of absolute delight - at until morning has broken!
 
now, an uncle sam with his bro ben (who likes rice) pull o me off beat writing i.e. harried style, whereby this literate fellow enjoys bending, deploying, experimenting, gripping, illustrating karma (his) thru words.

    This tramp (epitomized in countless burlesque chaplinesque productions, dickensian tales, oil paintings some from the artistic hands of great masters and others
from anonymous exquisite painters, et cetera) remembers nothing of his birth or childhood!
 
   My amorphous gauzy, hazy memories solely comprise a fragmented collection of miserable memories, which epitomize living a hellacious hand to mouth hard scrapple existence!
 
   Past and now present existence seems a worse fate than death! The overpowering urge to survive la’chiam against the depredations of the grim reaper found the daily grind fending off real and imagined threats!

    Yours truly dug deep within his bony strength to muster every last ounce of strength he could muster!
 
   Although cursed with a most nefarious fate as a measly looking human varmint, this grimy, grungy, rangy, et cetera looking being clung with all the might within his five foot
ten inch or so tall and one hundred and twenty five pound body!
 
   I tapped into survival skills and summoned willpower to stay alive and bear this heavy cross of dirty poor poverty!

   No matter a hard-core skeptic at heart, this cynic plaintively called for divine intervention called to help, this human piece of flotsam and jetsam to cope with living like a junk yard dog - name o Jim Croce !
 
   In essence, this ignored and shunned vagrant frequently raged against the machine and found figurative and literal lovely bones to pick with demons that tormented his psyche.
 
   While traipsing along the boulevard of broken dreams (when September came), a torn and well-worn shoe kicked a of couple items.
 
   One comprised colorful jagged shard that in a previous lifetime housed some cheap fermented liquor!

    Nothing but crud filled the remnant of what looked like a booze guzzling hounds favorite drink!
 
   This solitary sojourner never felt drawn to drown out moi sorrows by turning to the bottle, cigarettes nor drugs (a respect for thyself existed), an automatic reflex grabbed this eye-catching drunkard’s lost memento and the wireless device!
 
   This other entity (as iterated) constituted a dullish metallic uh object, which turned out to be a heavily damaged MOTORAZR phone!
 
   Out of some foolish embarrassed instinct, I cradled then rubbed this remnant once containing some amber liquid of the gods’!
 
   In mockery against the cosmic consciousness, my mouth began jabbering away into the mobile phone!
 
   No sooner did these chafed, course and cracked fingers slide across the unbroken surface of said bottle in tandem with parched lips uttering some plea, a crackle, snap and
pop delivered a lifelike goddess!
 
   The mp3 player began issuing syncopated beats indicative per some previous owner favorite play list tune on the former owner of this electronic contraption!
 
   This vision and auditory music most definitely brought a sobered judy e shall punch! I clapped these nearly deaf ears and thence rubbed mein kempf gnarled hands across myopic eyes!
 
   A maiden suddenly appeared in plain view, which disbelief found me pretending to use said cell phone and speak in a matter of fact tone of voice!
 
   She (in a lilting, melodic and sing song tone) responded with casualness as like a genie appears (alladin like) everyday.
 
   General conversation ensued (albeit fraught with a bit of apprehension and self consciousness) before the purpose of her presence became made clear.
 
   Immediate difficulty arose to think of even one wish to abet grievous humiliation and immersion in misery at the dog forsaken hour of 4 after midnight, yet we did carrie on camp ping!
 
   Rather than blurt out the immediate favorite offering for untold riches, I surprised myself and communicated a desire for female friendship.
 
     A gamesome gal who would surrender herself for cries and whispers seemed more
important than any pile of wealth!
 
   Awareness and self-actualization about my utter decrepitude appeared as immediate deterrent toward attaining a bona fide sincere relationship!
 
   This ordinary and reasonable ambition appeared as a lofty goal!
 
   Self absorbed in this rambling, jangling and longing of the body, mind and heart, I quickly became oblivious to this imaged or real corporeal presence, who spurred such an
outpouring from this ostracized and unwanted vermin!
 
   Eyes remained closed while loosening the tongue in an effort to picture the escape from pernicious malady and crushing blow of an abominable existence!
 
   Lips shut tight also prevented the woebegone loss of what appeared as some divine trickster who conjured such a
muse out of thin air!
 
   Upon winding down this unrehearsed recitation, a painstaking effort got made to open the eyelids very slowly!
 
   Wanton pleasure ala a side order of Lo (mein), and behold when this nattering noodle
manifestation in the actual guise of a gorgeous gal stood still as a statue, and remained rapt with attention!
 
     Provenance and providence found pleasure in my prattle!
 
   A promise got uttered to remain as my permanent lass to many who considered this writer nothing but a wretched pestilence of the earth!
 
   Those comedy of errors leered at this kingpin of words that punctuated one anonymous life with angst riddled tragedy suddenly took a most pleasant unexpected turn and found that all’s well that ends well!
 
   My virgin innocence, naivete, and nonchalant tommy knocking cruise across the byways, country roads, and superhighways of this awesome yet tangled World Wide Web very now found me sequestered with in seventh heaven!
 
   This frenzied, mad as hatter horny Caucasian hue colored man, now found himself pleasantly ensconced with a sexually
excited woman who playfully grabbed, man-handled and pinned down this artfully flirtatious fellow!
 
   Thine force-fed (without but a feeble protest) feasts of feverish foreplay found flaccid flesh to become primed for penultimate probing in the primary female plantation in the tropic of cancer!
 
   Not only did this merry widow and 2000th wife of Windows 98 subject this gentle guy to pleasant and uninterrupted interludes of genital and orgiastic ecstasy (devoid of
prophylactics for greater intensity of coital experiences), but each and every countless caress upon thy body politik per said gorgeous gal begged to be fondled ushering (from the chamber of pheromone secretes) that longed for er from the little towering infernal inferno of  erotic exploits (to be appeased) that dwelled in this over active imagination.

rom - scott matthews
please send an rsvp asap, icbm, osha, nato, spca,
   et cetera to create a intimate fable
and...your labial to enable
secrete space per alot ting
   my erectile prick with your cunt 2 cable
by texting if willing, ready, eager and able.

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