Bubbles's blog: "Me"

I know I seem to come off as a quiet and rather innocent girl to most people (except those who really know who I am). I've been struggling with bring up S&M to my bf. He's extremely new to dating and being in a relationship and I really care about. Needless to say, I don't want to scare him off. I had bought a book for my own informational purposes of what it is I'm into awhile ago: SM 101 by Jay Wiseman. I'm debating lending it to my bf so he can better understand me.

But that's not the reason I'm writing this, to ask advice blah blah. Nope. I was looking back through the pages of this book and remembered why it was that I laughed a lot. On almost every page of this book there are quotes the author has heard people as SM clubs say in passing conversations. They are hilarious as well as sweet and just plain true! Here are several examples:

Learning how to do SM is like learning how to have sex all over again.

SM relationships are essentially relationships between equals.

Are all sadomasochists as friendly and caring as you guys?

I can tell instantly if a guy is dominant or submissive: I just tell him to sit on the couch. If he's submissive, he'll obey at once. If he looks at me for a moment, deciding for himself, he's dominant.

Just because you're a slave to your lover in the bedroom doersn;t mean you have to be a slave in the rest of your life.

I've been tied up on five continents.

A stiff prick has no conscience. What a contemptable rationalization!

We, too, are everywhere.

Most couples don't have conversations like this.

I need to feel really heavy pain about every six weeks or so, or I get really bitchy.

Before he had a chance to say anything about the bruises on my butt, I said, "Doc, it was consensual," and that took care of that.

A pervert is anyone kinkier than you are.

I wouldn't accept your submission if I didn't respect you.

The rest of the worl has absolutely no concept of what a warm, loving, and intimate act this is.

Master, you were always good to me.

Remember, one good sign of a good SM is that after the session is over, both parties would like to do that same session again.

I don't do things at the expense of my submissive.

You would never have gotten me to believe that I would enjoy that.

Vanilla people can do their best to accommodate your desires, but it never quite works -  they just don't get it.

Can you help me move this whipping post?

He looks so beautiful down there.

I left my toy bag on the bus!

No SM on the first date.

Begging is not a safe word.

Mistress, I'm really deep.

Sometimes I want you to do things to me that I hate.

You haven't tied me up in over three weeks. Is something wrong?

I enjoy that contrast - a sweet, feminine, innocent looking lady who enjoys torturing the heck out of me unmercifully.

Don't try to do it all in one night.

Please slap my face.

I can't imagine dominating a man.

Come over here and kneel in front of me.

From now on, the last word out of your mouth when you speak to me will be 'Mistress.' Do you understand?

My girlfriend is quite the gleeful little flagellant.

I just love a man who can take heavy pain.

Can I be your pet?

I want to be the best slave you ever had.

I want to be kidnapped.

I'm totally enjoying being owned.

I never had an SM antasy until my wife gave me a spanking for my 40th birthday.

People dominate in the way they way they would like to submit.

I'm completely at home being blindfolded and bound.

She was in no particular hurry to untie me.

I love seeing you all tied up like this.

Bondage helps keep the game honest.

I always ask to be blindfolded when I bottom at parties - because if someone I don't like is watching, I don't want to know about it.

You do your best SM with someone you love.

Ok.. I think that's enough lol. It just amused me to look at some of those quotes again.