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Wanna solve OUR ilegal immigration problem without spending billions on a fence and guards (you can give the money to the healthcare plan)?  So simple.  Pass a bill that says if we find a company that has hired an illegal immigrant, they will get charged $100,000.00 per violation/person.  On the bill say the illegal will be shipped back to their country of origin.  Hey two sentences, one piece of paper, so simple an 80 year old Senator MIGHT read it and even understand.

 

Next call up CNN.  Have the INS put down their doughnuts for a day.  Plan a raid on ANY major meatpacking company.  This is the hard part, keep it a secret till AFTER the raid.  Have CNN film the whole thing as you round up the illegal workers and load them on a bus.  You will need one INS agent, that can count (that is also a toughy)and they count the number of people loaded on the bus.  He/she then adds 00,000.00 to the number of people loaded on the bus and hands the company the bill, payable in 30 days.  CNN takes their film and splashes it on the news for a week, not blanking out the company logo.  Next week, repeat the above.

 

I’ll bet you the national debt that within a month EVERY illegal immigrant will be fired from the company they work for.  Now they will not try to come to America, because they will know they CANNOT find employment.  The only ones that will now sneak in are the dangerous terrorists and drug dealers, which ya have enough guys/gals to police.   Illegal Immigration problem solved.

 

I am not a raciest, my first wife was from Africa.  One of the proudest days of her life was when she was sworn in as an American citizen after taking two years to do the courses and pass a test that I doubt I could have.  AND she did not really need to do this because she legally became an American citizen when she married one. If you are in OUR country illegally, you have NO RIGHTS, you are a criminal!  Your children do not need to be in OUR schools, take your earnings and send them to YOUR country and a school there.  Where they can be taught in YOUR language, don’t make my child have to learn your language. Or put up worrying about YOUR children’s gangs beating the snot out of him.

 

Let’s face it.  You think Mexico has ANY incentive to help us try and stem the torrent of illegals pouring across our border?  They are getting rid of the productive ones that are willing to work, but cannot find a job under the corrupt Mexican governmental system.  The ones that come here then turn around and send BILLIONS of American dollars back to Mexico, to be spent in Mexico.  Yeah, El Presidente is gonna stop a multi-billion dollar influx of capital into his country.

 

Granted, finding and paying higher wages for the scut work that is being done is going to cost more.  But you will be paying Americans, who will then buy things, like food and housing, the other little things that they need to live on.  I have done this myself.  I worked construction, for minimum wage, lived paycheck to paycheck.  But they will also be paying taxes, and the money will not end up in Mexico or some other country, but where it started, in America.

 

Maybe one of these days I will go back to Mexico.  I can’t wait.  I am going to pick up the phone and call a governmental office, I will bet ya the debt they don’t have ‘If you speak English, press number 8’ as the first thing said on the recording.

 

If you need any more solutions, please don’t ask the Senate or Congress, just ask the Americans, we know what is needed to solve out problems.  OH Obama and the US Government, my 10 year old son suggested that idea.  I did make the suggestion about showing it on CNN, wanna hire him?  He will work for Lego building blocks, does for me.

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